Is it normal that people farting at work offends me.....

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im all for farting being natural but to walk past me and just let one go thinking its funny and stinking the office out is offensive. you can have fun at home but i find it rude when people fart at work. i cant imagine what customers think when they come to my work and the office stinks like shit. its just not professional at all!
the same people leave the toilet door open so their shit stink wafts through the office too and its disgusting. i have put signs on the door pleading with people to close the door but they just dont care. i have to eat my lunch in my car just so i dont have to eat their shit particles.

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  • kricket
    13 years ago

    Lol, that's pretty unprofessional . Speak to your manager about this.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Poison them

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    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago

      I think OP is overreacting and exaggerating.
      I take fart walks all the time

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  • kandytheembezzler
    13 years ago

    Boy I'm not letting you work in OUR office! We all fart everyday in unison. Someone will call out, "INCOMING!" and then, on the count of 2.4, we all fart loudly and proudly. After that, we all steal some more money from my aunt.

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  • Bleach2476
    13 years ago

    Woah!!! you work with retards!

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  • MercedesBenz
    13 years ago

    I seriously lol'd and cannot stop laughing. Hands down, best story in my favorites.

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  • Riss1225
    13 years ago

    Directed at you?? Last time I checked you can't laser point a fart to head in a certain direction it goes everywhere..

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  • EccentricWeird
    9 years ago

    I think that would be extremely annoying and disgusting, but so hilarious at the same time that I would be enraged with internal conflict as to how to react.

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  • _Molotov_Cocktail_
    10 years ago

    I was once farted on by someone. I cured them of their flatulence the only way I knew how: Molotov cocktails. It's very effective, the patient never farts again. The only problem is that it has a 100% casualty rate. He died.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    It would offend me too. Talk to your manager about this, unless of course, your manager is part of the guilty party. If that the case, you might be able to contact OSHA or some other organisation that deals with properly maintaining the work environment.

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    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago

      Lighten up AG, a lot of farting in the office means people are having a good time while working.
      I take fart walks at the office all the time, and we usually gas this one girl who acts like her stuff don't stink.

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  • joybird
    12 years ago

    I can only assume you work in a building site hut. I've never heard of such a thing in my life!

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  • laVero
    13 years ago

    Lol riss1! very unprofessional. Im so sorry n i would eat in my car too. HR needs to handle this, im sorry. Thats not even funny,...LMAO...;D

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  • NiahRed27
    13 years ago

    that is so funny rissi nice one

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  • I_am_not_normal
    13 years ago

    Unless it's directed at you, how are you offended?

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  • mluker
    13 years ago

    I love this app

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  • BoredGuy
    13 years ago

    how small is this office?

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