Is it normal that my teddy bear, pojo, makes me horny?

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When I jump into bed, my teddy bear, Pojo, is waiting there for me and I hug him really hard. He is super soft and cuddly. I kiss Pojo on the mouth and then I hug him super tight which makes me ridiculously horny. Then I stuff Pojo between my legs and grind on him. When I'm done, I roll over onto Pojo with him in my arms and doze off in ecstasy. I love Pojo so much!
Is it normal that my teddy bear, Pojo, makes me feel that way?

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  • IrishPotato
    5 years ago

    You're a fucking retard.

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    • nikkdikk
      5 years ago

      For loving my stuffed animal.. K Great deduction bro.

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  • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
    5 years ago

    Dirty girl

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  • SKDM007
    5 years ago

    poor pojo, i bet he wishes he was dead at this point

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  • SwickDinging
    5 years ago

    It's normal to hump stuff if it feels good, but the kissing and falling asleep cuddling him part is really fucking weird.

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    • nikkdikk
      5 years ago

      "cuddling your stuffed animal is weird...." riiight.

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      • SwickDinging
        5 years ago

        You know when you put things in quotation marks that means it's a direct quotation? When you paraphrase it makes no sense.

        Irish potato is right, you are a fucking retard. Enjoy having sex with your stuffed animal. Perhaps you'll marry him one day

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        • nikkdikk
          5 years ago

          Your comeback is grammar... AHAHAHAHAAA NERRRRRD

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          • SwickDinging
            5 years ago

            No. It was punctuation. Wow.

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