Is it normal that my obese neighbor mows the lawn in her underwear?

My next-door neighbor is a fat 50-something woman who routinely mows the grass whilst wearing no pants. She does wear underwear (thank God), and though she wears a shirt she forgoes the use of a bra (made obvious by her sagging and pendulous breasts).

Every time she sees me she'll stop and acknowledge my presence in a cheesy, overwrought fashion, as if aware of my discomfort and mocking me accordingly. She raises her flabby ham-hock of an arm and with a smile calls out "Yoo-hoo, John!" Without exception I am too stunned by her monstrous cottage-cheese thighs to respond.

I have no idea what to do. One would assume that the other residents of the neighborhood would be all too willing to back me up, but their idea of a plan is to just ignore her and hope she moves away soon. Let me tell you, yesterday ain't soon enough.

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Comments ( 8 )
  • andiforoncedonthatehumans

    "Yoo-hoo, John!" lol.

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  • Robert_Grant

    Personally; I'd invite a bunch of friends over the next time she mows. Line up some lawn chairs and cooler of beer. Tell everyone to act like their enjoying the show. After doing so, she may stop mowing in her underwear if she doesn't like the attention or if she enjoys the attention she may start mowing completely naked. Just a thought! This could backfire, but at least it would be good for a laugh.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Do you live in Florida or something?

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  • anti-hero

    You people and your masturbation fantasies.

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  • seekelp

    Who cares? If her doing that bugs you, just ignore her.

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  • golden_showers

    Take pictures of her and put them online for people to laugh at too. maybe she'll find herself on there and get the hint

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  • VirgilManly

    Be grateful you don't live in a nudist colony.

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  • CoraCook

    It sounded kinda cute! haha

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