Is it normal that my man gets morning wood every single morning ?

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He is 40 and he still gets morningwood every morning and tries to eat me while im sleeping and after i get hot and bothered he puts his finger in my butt hole and it hurts!! he loves butt sex but i say its up to me if i wanna go there at any given moment. he jumps the gun..

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Based on 15 votes (14 yes)
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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    Well ya, 40 year old penises still work ya know...I think. I've never had one. Not sure how normal it is that he eats you in your sleep but I would call that a keeper. As for your bootyhole, tell him to stop that. Do it to him so he gets the message real good.

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  • pixie_dust
    11 years ago

    Butt poking can be fun if ur warmed up first.

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  • DADNSCAL
    11 years ago

    Enjoy him while he's got it, honey. When he's 70 and can't get it up with a snake charming flute, you'll. miss these mornings. Fingering you bung's not cool, if you don't like it.

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  • la_uva_mojada
    11 years ago

    wow, 100% normal so far.. lol.. i didnt expect the butt poking part to be so unanimous!

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  • Jeaneathean
    11 years ago

    I'm 51. And guess what.....

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    • coolio75650932
      11 years ago

      Chicken Butt?

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      • Jeaneathean
        11 years ago

        Uh?

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        • coolio75650932
          11 years ago

          Its rhymes >.< hasnt your dad or anybody you know do that to you? EVER?!

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    • dirtybirdy
      11 years ago

      I love guessing games!! Ummm let me think...does it have anything to do with deforestation? Oh what an awful thought!

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  • GreyWulfen
    11 years ago

    That means he is quite healthy.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    Haha Morning wood.

    What the story woody?

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