Is it normal that my icecream disappeared?

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Ok. This is pretty weird. Like I don't know if some ninja is stealing my icecream or what. I fixed me a big icecream cone the other day and went outside to eat it. After about five minutes it was completely gone. And I had only taken two or three licks of it. WTF! I'm seriously starting to get scared because it keeps happening every time I go outside. It doesn't happen when I'm inside though. I guess all the icecream bandits live outside or something. But I enjoy eating my icecream outside. Anything I can do to keep the icecream snatchers away. Thanks!

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    I'm lactose intolerant and even I wouldn't waste something as delicious as ice cream. Even if I didn't have my lactose digestive supplements, every single drop of that delicious ice cream is worth the atrocious diarrhea.
    ヽ(〃＾▽＾〃)ﾉ

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    Just how much marijuana do you smoke?

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  • mystery7
    9 years ago

    Drop Bear got it

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    • Ellenna
      8 years ago

      Drop bears only eat honeycomb icecream

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  • dirtybirdy
    9 years ago

    It was the birds. I sent them. Muahaha!

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    • Ace09
      9 years ago

      U're so cruel...

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  • green_boogers
    9 years ago

    I cannot handle the intense pleasure that ice cream delivers. I lose all control.

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  • Dazed_dreamer
    9 years ago

    Eat your ice cream inside. Simple

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    • Ace09
      9 years ago

      Then he wouldn't have anything to post!

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    so yall make icecream cones and leave em unattended outside for a while fore eatin em?

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    Maybe you live in an arid environment and it evaporated quickly?

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    Do you ever wonder what that goo is running down the hand that is holding the ice cream cone?
    Hint; could it be ice cream?

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