Is it normal that my husband likes me to clean up our sex mess

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...with my mouth? He wants me to lick up his cum and our sex mess. I'm not sure this is a normal desire... Can anybody relate?

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Based on 23 votes (20 yes)
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  • anti-hero
    11 years ago

    How do you get your head between your legs?

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    • wowicangetsexualtoo
      11 years ago

      Off of his body weirdo.

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      • anti-hero
        11 years ago

        Oh I am the weirdo now. My mistake.

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    Wouldn't it be nifty of he could use his dick as a little hoover. Recycle. Ewww.

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    • NotStrangeBird
      11 years ago

      I use my dick as a J. Edgar Hoover. It's got files on all of you.

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      • dirtybirdy
        11 years ago

        you give off the vibe like a private dick.

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        • NotStrangeBird
          11 years ago

          He's got a BIG file on you. In fact the more he thinks about it, the bigger the file gets!!!

          And who told you about the vibe? That was a one-time thing and nobody was supposed to tell.

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          • dirtybirdy
            11 years ago

            I swear your file is looking at me. What a peculiar look in his eye. *pa-tooey* well then! You better clean that up!

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            • NotStrangeBird
              11 years ago

              Hmmmmm....

              I think I'd just rather pay for the dry cleaning.

              You should've ducked. I got a glimpse of your titmouse and lost it. Too bad you're not a swallow, wouldn't that be a lark?

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    • wowicangetsexualtoo
      11 years ago

      What?!

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  • NotStrangeBird
    11 years ago

    Tell him it's the woman's job or show him how to use a towel for fuck's sake.

    Normal? no, probably not.

    Detrimental to your lives? Probably not if you don't let it be.

    Just as long as I don't have to see it. Yuck.

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  • Redlegs24
    11 years ago

    I agree if you don't mind doing it then thats ok but if you do mind then talk to him about it

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  • ygrowup
    11 years ago

    I am sure it is a turn on for him, but not normal for most relationships. Hey if you don't mind and it keeps the relationship exciting, then it works for you and is great

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  • quentari
    11 years ago

    gross in my opinion, but a normal desire. If you don't want to do it just tell him, but he probably just finds it a massive turn-on

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  • davesumba
    11 years ago

    it is normal. i'd say he sees this all the time in porn (and it turns him on), which is giving him this idea.
    for me, anything involving cum is a big turn on, cum swapping/spitting, licking it up, seeing cum all over someone etc. but i save that fantasy for when i have time with my right hand man, i wouldn't make my girlfriend/wife do it unless she enjoyed doing it.

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    • wowicangetsexualtoo
      11 years ago

      You are probably right. He does watch a bit of cum porn. I just don't think it is sanitary.

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