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This one morning I walked up to my girlfriend who was having scrambled eggs for breakfast. I was bored and so I got the frying pan, put my cock on it and said, " Do you want some sausage with those eggs? ". She got really mad at me and attempted to stab my cock with a fork. Is this normal?
fuck that, if she isnt open to some brilliant humour such as that and then tries to disembody your penis! screw that, in my opinion its not normal, and its even more not normal for you to stay with her..
I'd be pissed too but certainly not enough to try to stab you with my cork.
Maybe she felt the joke was immature.
It reminds me of one of my ex-boyfriends who liked to discuss "miss kitty" with me in public, as if he was trying to prove something to others.
Although I dumped him for other reasons.... I did not miss his immature sex conversations.
Plus... to be honest, some people are rather grossed out by the thought of genitals being rubbed on the cookware.
Your girlfriend is a psycho bitch you should dump her ass, jokes shouldnt be taken seriously.