Is it normal that my girlfriend farts her self awake?

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I have my gf thAt I lurrv very much but recently she has been fallin' asleep first then me & she leaves me by my self awake :( but it's okay (she makes up for it in the morning ;) ) any who sometimes when she's alseep and I'm awake usually around 12-2 am she tends to fart her self awake like literally! she'll let 3 or so good ones rip before she wakes her self up by her own farts... It kinda grosses me out but it's kinda funny , but I jus wanted to know if it's normal to wake your self up by your own farts?

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  • Who_Fan4Life
    13 years ago | pl

    Wrap a bag around her ass every night, so that way the trapped gassy air will be preserved for centuries to come! When you're old and gray, give it to her as a birthday present.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    It's normal, the medical term for this condition is 'morning thunder'.

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  • rg1985
    13 years ago

    Get her a butt plug-problem sorted.

    Mind u if she farts hard enough u may lose a bollock

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  • chaosdragoon1
    13 years ago

    Sounds cute, until you smell it. Lol

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  • amili
    13 years ago

    This is hilarious and totally normal. Its completely natural too.... Being male only gives u the right to think it's acceptable to fart and get away with it....;)

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  • deepthought33
    13 years ago

    I don't know how open you guys are with each other, but if it was me here would be my personal reasons. I spend most of the day holding everything in because I do not want to fart around you. Even when I'm sleeping I try to stay vigilant, but hell I'm sleeping! When I let one slip, even though I'm asleep I get severely embarrassed and I wake up and ponder whether or not there is anyway of covering up what just happened.
    So yea the short answer is yes, I've woken myself up that way before.

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  • chubsbulb
    12 years ago

    Dump her, that's disgusting. Women should be seen and not heard.

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    • MauriceLikesChicks1015
      7 years ago

      You sir are not normal at all also you shouldn't just dump someone just because of this. That's a stupid move.

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  • rav2010
    13 years ago

    We girls hold it in all day coz u shallow men thinks it for men just to fart and it all comes out at night when we relax and no control. She's just like u human !!!

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    • lady6sky
      12 years ago

      I hold all day long, i dont want to be rude and do it in front of my boyfriend, but when I fall sleep, lol
      Retaliation occurs lol

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    • [Old Memory]
      12 years ago

      WarnIng sexist bitch that thinks shes perfect ^

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  • hippychick
    13 years ago

    Yep. It happens. We're all human and we all fart. And the girl is probably embarrassed by it so laugh with her about it. Make it a joke. She'll probably love you for not embarrassing her further.

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  • BoredGuy
    13 years ago

    deepthought, you know men

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  • jamesastonn
    13 years ago

    Robin Williams said something about this in the film Good Will Hunting when he was talking about his wife

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  • DannyKanes
    13 years ago

    ^ Win

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  • amore23
    12 years ago

    hahahahahaha fuck her ass hole so its loose

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  • MiraviDesu
    13 years ago

    My mom does that, but that does NOT make it normal. Lol

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  • davegrohl
    13 years ago

    hahah
    hilarious
    she was holding it maybe

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Whofan4life... rOFL to u 2!!haha birthday present GENIOS

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Rg1935....ROFL!!!!!!

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  • aussiewolf
    13 years ago

    yep, normal.

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