Is it normal that my gf gets mad at me for sticky tissues??

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I get major hard ons in the morning and my girlfriend has gone off to work. So to relief of my little friend, I need to have some time with my left hand. After I finish my business, Im in a hurry to work, so I just leave the nicely creamed tissues on the floor beside my laptop. Now she is pissed at me because I leave her white, somewhat dried, creamy wontons.

She doesnt mind my play time, but shes mad I leave her these presents. Is it normal?

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago | pl

    throw your trash away, pigpen.

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    • shuggy-chan
      9 years ago

      When you said pigpen you made me flashback to the time where pigpen got all cleaned up and look really nice for like three seconds

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago | pl

    You're gonna lose that girl, slob.

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  • Sog
    9 years ago

    Nope. Not at all. Why not just cum on the floor to save time? Who needs tissues?

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    • noid
      9 years ago

      Haha

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  • Nokiot9
    9 years ago

    Lol trying to tell her she isn't meeting ur needs by not cleaning up ur mess... why don't u just sneak up on her while shes asleep and get her right in the face with it?

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  • missy911
    9 years ago

    I really think this is discussion that your gf should have with your mother.

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    Why don't you just take a shower and do it in there?

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    • derpyderp
      9 years ago

      Shower wanking is horrible in my experience.
      I have hot showers & get too hot beating off.
      You can't use lube because the water just washes it away.
      Plus cum & water is a terrible combination...

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      • Sog
        9 years ago

        Why is cum and water a bad combination? It's mostly water anyway.

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  • dasugaknows
    9 years ago

    Why cant youbjust get a small trash can for next to ur bed and throw them in there?

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  • hairyfairy
    9 years ago

    You wouldn`t like it if she left used tampons lying around, would you?

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  • cosmicrock
    9 years ago

    left hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • davesumba
    9 years ago

    Can't tell if you are a troll or just stupid.

    Everyone has to pee after ejaculating, it's a biological response to clean out your pipes. So surely you would be able to throw the tissue away in the toilet . . .
    Unless you wait until you clock in at work, then waste the company's time/money.

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    • Anonnet
      9 years ago

      Biological response? Only reason you would pee after ejaculating is if you needed to pee before but decided to masturbate instead. Where did you get the "biological" explanation, because it sounds idiotic.

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      • davesumba
        9 years ago

        lol no. If you don't pee, then it will start burning

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  • echopure
    9 years ago

    Thank you for all you responses. My gf and I have come to a conclusion: it is for me to get up a bit earlier so we can party before before she heads off to work. Saves tissues and she doesnt get jealous of my hand. Thanks all!

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    • eastbeast
      9 years ago

      Who would have thought of that....you are a genius.

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