Is it normal that my gf farted in my mouth?

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Ok. So I was sleeping at my girlfriends house. I usually sleep on my back with my mouth wide open. All of a sudden I opened my eyes and my gf was squatted over me with her buttcheeks spread apart. Before I could move she ripped a monster fart right in my mouth. I could actually feel the air on my tongue. It stunk and I started coughing. She rolled over on the bed and started laughing. Then she told me next time she's going to poop in my mouth. What do I do about this? Is it normal for my gf to do this?

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Thank god, she didn't shart. That it's disgusting and especially disturbing, that she didn't care about having your consent to do this. Break up with her!

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    • TitsMcGee007
      9 years ago

      Wait people have to consent to be farted on? WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO

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      • Ellenna
        9 years ago

        Well would you like to be farted in yr mouth when you're asleep? Or shat in your mouth?

        Why does the concept of consent bother you? Maybe because you do things to people w/out their consent or would like to?

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        • TitsMcGee007
          9 years ago

          It doesn't genuinely bother me, I was being incredibly sarcastic with that comment. I actually hate to be pranked, but I have a 3 year old son and his father doesn't act much older than that. I was brutally stating that maybe some people should lighten up, because I finally did and I'm not so much of a stuck up snob anymore and it's FANTASTIC!!! I try to take the time to laugh instead of complain, what a wonderful thing. It gets heavy to be so judging and to preach all the time, having to analyze and prove myself everywhere I go. What a waste of my life on this plane, in my opinion . This conversation is hilarious, I'm starting to like this site! Oh and to answer your first set, I personally do not like farts in my mouth, or farting on other people. But I have definitely woken up to worse , WITHOUT your precious "consent". :) Cheer up, things ain't so bad. My family has fun as often as possible, you should try it sometime ...we'll help you off your high horse if need be :)

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          • TitsMcGee007
            9 years ago

            Edit; I lied just a leetle. My husband and I fart on or near each other often. Not purposely in the facial region, though. I do not fart on anyone else. Intentionally.

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            • Ellenna
              9 years ago

              You're an expert at making false assumptions about people aren't you?

              I'm no a stuck up snob or preaching or judging and haven't been on a high or low or medium height horse for many years BUT CONSENT IS CONSENT and not to be belittled or sneered at as "precious".

              Yes it is precious in the serious sense and I don't need you to patronise me by telling me to cheer up.

              I don't intend to communicate with you any further because you're really far too stupid and superficial to bother with.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    Tell her not to play such a disgusting prank on you ever again.

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  • sillygirl77
    9 years ago

    That's gross and next time she says she's going to shit in your mouth. Time to dump her!

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  • regisphilbin
    9 years ago

    sounds like fun

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  • TitsMcGee007
    9 years ago

    Are you seriously asking this on a website......sounds like you over think things and also can't take a joke. Lighten up and fart in her mouth while she's sleeping, duh. Don't whine to cyberspace for approval. How old are you? This site is fuckin weird...not in a good way either

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  • IndoorGardener
    9 years ago

    Get her to drop a liquid shit on your dick and then rub one out using the shit for lube. Also, she can fart into a wine glass and then make you smell it. These activities are fun and wholesome.

    Source: personal experience.

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    • Ellenna
      9 years ago

      And VERY unhigienic and certainly not "wholesome"

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  • penisprisoner
    9 years ago

    she wants to play butt games you should play butt games! by that i mean shove your cock in her ass NO LUBE!

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  • MauriceLikesChicks1015
    7 years ago

    0_0 Heh well alright then if she wants to play butt games with you then play back ;)

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  • Rihyae
    9 years ago

    What...that was cringe worthy o.o.

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  • Ace09
    9 years ago

    O_o

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  • HATIMTAI
    9 years ago

    I if you liked that then please proceed further.

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  • mistake2signup
    9 years ago

    just act cool and w8 for her to sleep. then take a massive dump right on her face and rub it all over her eyes, mouth and nose. make sure u record everything.

    and then, if she doesnt like it, dump that useless bitch.

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  • chained_rage
    9 years ago

    Oh, so this will evolve into some oneupsmanship?
    You should pour boiling water over her face :)

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  • redfastlad
    9 years ago

    Kick her out and I will welcome her into my bed and I would beg her to shit in my mouth mmmmmmmm

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  • dirtybirdy
    9 years ago

    You should have thrown her through the wall. I would have.

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