Is it normal that my fart sounds like a girl screaming?

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I'm a guy, and lately everytime I fart it sounds like a girl screaming. The sound really bothers me, and now I'm afraid to fart. Is this normal?

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Based on 97 votes (42 yes)
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  • squirrelgirl
    12 years ago | pl

    This is hilarious! Seriously though, the sound of your farts is controlled by how tight your butthole is. You must have a really tight butthole for it to sound like screaming. Next time you feel the need to fart, spread your cheeks.

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    • carolinatrue
      12 years ago

      my kids say my farts sound like a duck its true lol

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    • flwrswhisperingnthenight
      7 years ago

      Yeah, that's what my doctor tells me to do.

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  • AngAnders112
    12 years ago

    fucking classic!

    upload a clip of it on youtube or something!

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    • Shackleford96
      12 years ago

      And then post a link of it here so we all can enjoy the hilarity of it!

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  • [email protected]
    12 years ago

    Try auditioning for 'America's Got Talent' when it comes to a town near you.

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  • pem24
    12 years ago

    Does the fart scream been mistaken as a damsel in distress?

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Am I the only one that understands that this is suppost to be a joke?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      Other users understand it too, but they don't show it because they appreciate the laugh. With all due respect, I've seen alot of your posts and not once have I seen a " Lol " or a " Haha " in any of them. Do you like jokes or appreciate laughter? Serious question by the way.

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      • [Old Memory]
        12 years ago

        It's a fair question to ask. I don't laugh much and it's rare that I do. Even if I did put "lol" or "haha" I wouldn't be laughing. I don't dislike laughter, I just don't happen to do it much.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          12 years ago

          Okay, I see. Most people would probably reply something distasteful to me if they saw that the OP was posting a joke story. You kept it respectful and very direct, so thank you for that and thank you for answering my question.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Hahahahahaha

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  • emilydoll
    12 years ago

    Lololol

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  • iminhere
    12 years ago

    are you sure its your FART?!

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    I think that's hilarious! XD

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Maybe a girl IS screaming only when you fart. XD LOL JK. I've never heard of anything like this before.

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  • Troll
    12 years ago

    My farts sound like a dog humping kegs.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Try relaxing your sphincter a little before you toot; you're too tight if you're making screaming noises. Practice on a toilet, in case you accidentally shart.

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  • Chibi_Ranger
    12 years ago

    Way. Awesome.

    Try farting while you squat down next time. Your anus be too tineh.

    I'm refraining myself from laughing. Sorry.

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  • failure.at.its.best
    12 years ago

    omg i love this :L post a video of it on youtube serious this is funny !i have see this :') bad times

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  • Audrina
    12 years ago

    Do not fear your newly acquired talent, there is good money to be made here! Paint a face on your ass and fart at a crowd. The word will spread like wildfire and people will flock to you in droves. You may even develop a cult following.

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  • Sweetz
    12 years ago

    Oh my fucken gosh! I've heard some that sound like a duck or an elephant but a girl screaming?! This is new xD

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