Is it normal that my family is this crazy?

My friends at school think I'm crazy but what they don't understand is that in my family I'm the calm and collected sane person.

My family is in the state were in now because my great grandpa killed a man in his home state and swam across the Mississippi to avoid a lynch mob.

My grandma once had to beg a cop to leave because my grandpa got pisses at him at went into his house to get his gun to shoot him. Me and my dad both wouldn't be surprised if they're are bodies buried on grandpa's land.

One of my dad's uncles killed the husband of the woman he was sleeping with when he caught them. (Though I guess that's kind a sorta self defence since the guy was gonna kill him for sleeping with his wife)

My dad's other uncle was almost robbed at knife point once but ever after he beat the would be robber down. He still chose to beat him to death with a stick.

One of my dad's uncles (I forget which) held up a mechanics shop at knife point because they didn't have his car fixed when they said they would so he made them finish it right then and there.

My grandpa's cousin JB went to the circus to see a bear wrestler but the ringmaster told the audience the bear wrestler wasn't there. And jokingly asked if anyone in the audience wanted to try it. JB actually accepted the challenge and won. He beat a fucking bear at wrestling and then screamed out we (family name)boys are bears.

I won't mention some of the ship my dad did due to statue of limitations still being in place but it involves stolen grenades.

And then there's the gun. One of the few family heirlooms we have, the racist 22. I get to inherit the gun because... One of my dad's brothers Married a Korean girl so the kids aren't white, his other 2 brothers only had girls so they don't carry the family name, and his sister is the same. So the leaves me and my half brother as the only white boys left and the half brother doesn't associate with the family any more so I get the gun.

is it normal my family is this crazy?

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36% Normal
Based on 11 votes (4 yes)
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Comments ( 6 )
  • Fugazi,again

    Fair fucks to them, sounds like your family doesnt take no shit

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  • Colorful, you should write a book.

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  • Tempest-au

    Y'all seem normal to me. Least y'all ain't sleeping with kinfolk.

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  • RoseIsabella

    So ya'll come from hillbilly stock.

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    • my dad actually hates that term, not because of the personality associated with it, but because he grew up in the river delta area where the land was so flat he didn't see a real hill of any significant size till he was 20.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Well, hmm... So are we talking the Mississippi River Delta?

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