Is it normal that my dentists breath smells like sh*t?

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I mean, as an advocate of oral hygiene, shouldn't his breath smell like fresh mint leaves?

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Based on 98 votes (22 yes)
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  • helenjewett
    12 years ago

    he needs to wear one of those mouth covers.
    can you imagine if he was so focused on cleaning your teeth that he accidentally drools into your mouth. bad breath drool. ew. : (

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  • Real
    12 years ago

    When I was in 8th grade I had to go to a speech therapist to learn how to swallow correctly(please no sexual jokes). I know thats super dorky,

    but anyways.....HIS BREATH SMELLED LIKE SHIT. and i wondered the same thing....

    don't know IIN

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    12 years ago

    Why are you sniffing?

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  • Heh?
    12 years ago

    Not if he is a scat fetishist.

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  • MegaDerp
    12 years ago

    He needs to stop eatin his shit then it won't

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  • Sweetz
    12 years ago

    Ask him if he wants a breathmint

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  • detroitlove81
    12 years ago

    UGH... as if the smell of the latex gloves was not bad enough. I had a dentist that had bad breath and a dingy coat. Nice office but he was just raggedy as hell. I cant deal with that stankin breath thing in professionals. I made my barber really self conscious about that actually. He exhaled and i just grabbed his hand and made him stop cutting my hair. I stood up, reached in my pocket and handed him some gum and said "its not a request..." he made some excuse about eating Lebanese food for lunch. Smelled like dookie to me though...

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    • deb
      12 years ago

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  • Noonesperfect
    12 years ago

    He probably didn't brush in the morning or drank coffee or tea

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  • robbieforgotpw
    10 years ago

    I have butt breath

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  • la_uva_mojada
    10 years ago

    He gives too many rim jobs?

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    1. He's into scat
    2. He is constipated
    3. He has a illness

    I'm sure there are more explanations out there... This is something that I've never been able to understand. If you are a dentist you preach about dental hygiene, but yet you yourself are lacking in it. It's embarrassing. If you ever get fed up with it, ask him but be warned, you may offend him and he may make your next appointments hell.

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  • alv1592
    12 years ago

    Pyjamas! Funnel cake :D

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  • SweetSherry
    12 years ago

    My dentist breath always stink of coffee and cigarettes its disgusting he should at least have mouth wash on hand I'm definitely gonna get a new dentist

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  • mumbum
    12 years ago

    Rotfl!! OP

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Wats scat fetish?

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    • Slave2Satan
      12 years ago

      search "2 girls 1 cup" or "house of fudge" i'm sure you will become an expert in no time.

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    • Heh?
      12 years ago

      You do not want to know.

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  • common-leader-of-justice
    12 years ago

    Then as a world dominator, I will encourage more use of the toothbrush and spearmint toothpaste for all. This fetish of yours is totally normal, and cheap toothbrushes I will recommend to the world, for the North, South, East and West including Kenya and Third World countries.

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