Is it normal that my dentist says i'm a vampire and was serious

One day at the dentist my dentist told me I had very unusual teeth they were like vampire teeth this was weird due to the fact I am very pale I hate garlic and my skin burns when I see the sun. What do you think comment

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Comments ( 24 )
  • DannyKanes

    Do you sparkle as well?

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  • bananaface

    He didn't say you were a vampire. He said you're teeth are LIKE vampire teeth. There's a difference. Nevertheless, the only option now is to drain him dry. He knows too much.

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  • NotStrangeBird

    My tailor says I'm a mummy. I feel your pain.

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    omg ur just like me my dentist sad i had vampir teeth and i hat garlik nd my skin burn in th sun and my mom was lik lol ur not a vvampuir u jus allergc to garlik and ur albino but my mom is such a bich i lik the tsast of blood nd i stay awak all nigh t nd sleep all day ur jus lik me i though i was the ony one THS IS SO AWESM

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    • Avant-Garde

      Lol. Lyke TotaLLy YOLO!

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      • NeuroNeptunian

        #YOLOSWAG!

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        • Avant-Garde

          #Hatersgonnahate

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    • disthing

      lolll omg sutch a good story im exackly the same as this !! im not aspergic to garlic tho, only onions! but i like bloood to it tayst like pennies!!! me and you and the poster of this story should like join together an totaly kill your bich mom!

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      • NeuroNeptunian

        omg tht sund lik a gr8 plan bcuz today my mom tol me she wsnt geting me the new iphon god i cnt beliv her she so selfis god we shuld mak a club lol well be the sparklepires!

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        • disthing

          wat a total bich !! just cuz she was probly born befor ulektrissity she dunt understand how we NEEEED ifones now or we wud liderally DIE! it the 2000th century get wiv the times! sparklepires is a fukin good name . we bettr kill ur momma soon YOLO meet me @ my house!! bring glitter!

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  • Avant-Garde

    He didn't tell you that you're a Vampire.

    Can Vampires go out during the day? No, they can't.
    Can Humans dislike Garlic without being Vampires? Yes, they can.
    Does being in the presence of the Cross make you cringe in terror as it burns your flesh? Well, does it??
    Do you have the intense feeling of drinking blood whenever you see a fellow Human Being?
    Do you sparkle and go shirtless in sub-zero temperatures? Jeez, I certainly hope not!

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    • Avant-Garde

      Oh yeah, don't let me forget this but there's a rare skin condition that causes the skin to flake and "burn off" when the person comes in contact with the sun. Apparently, It's extremely painful.

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  • iEatZombies_

    You're not a vampire.

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  • Retard73

    fukin jinger

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  • "One day my dentist"

    "One day my"

    "One day"

    "Day"

    Your dentist is being a bit naive if he believes this...everyone knows that vampires only come out at night. Not day time.

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    • Avant-Garde

      This is why Twilight defies all logic.

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  • Itisok

    Dude your dentist is a joker plus that is just normal body things I hats garlic my skin burns in the sun but I don't have sharp teeth forget about it

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  • la_uva_mojada

    What a crock of shit u troll

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  • Mando

    Tell him his breath smells like pig shit. Vampire's dentists hate that.

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  • KeddersPrincess

    Vampires are awsome but they are only fictional characters. If you think you are a vampire, I suggest you seek a therapist.

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  • BlueJeansWhiteShirt

    You are not a vampire. Keep dreaming.

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  • kyanviado

    Edward is that you

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  • VioletTrees

    Your dentist didn't tell you that you're a vampire, they said that you have unusual teeth that look like vampire teeth. Don't get ahead of yourself.

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  • scrount

    All I can think of that is normal is that you might have prominent canine teeth which look like vampire teeth and is what I have, but mine are small and not sharp. But that must sure be a clueless dentist if he wasn't joking and I would recommend transferring to a new one if he got canine teeth mixed up with vampire teeth.

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