Is it normal that my daughter is my son's aunt?

When I was 17 I gave birth to my daughter, Felicity. I pretended her dad was my best friend, Dexter, but she was really his dad's, Bryan.
Now I have Tyler, who's dad is Dexter.
Does this mean Felicity is Tyler's aunt?
Felicity is Dexter's half-sister?
And as me and Dexter are engaged, when we are married, the father of my daughter will be my father-in-law, and Felicity not only my daughter but my half-sister-in-law?!?
What?!

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Comments ( 25 )
  • Brad07305

    I'm very confused.

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    • AmeliaPaigexo

      So am i

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      • jb95

        You got it all right nothing wrong with it really although I wouldn't tell the kids it'd probably confuse the hell outta them.

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  • UsernameNotAvailable

    Yes you have it right. So felicity's father is Bryan (Dexters Dad). Tylers Dad is Dexter (Which is a friend of yours). So you had sex with dexter and Dexters dad and gave birth to children from each guy. Yeah, it sounds like what you did here was a slut move. No offense but that is the only word I can find to describe this.

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    • Lynxikat

      Thanks for eliminating this confusion, man.

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    • MILFman

      Kinda kinky...

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  • Pen-island

    O M G. My stupid meter totally crashed when I read this post. Must have gotten an overload of stupid.

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  • Dozis

    TROLL alert! TROLL ALertt! BiP! Bip! bip! TROLL ALERT!

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    • AmeliaPaigexo

      Er what?

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  • alv1592

    Are you Kate Nash?

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    • AmeliaPaigexo

      No?

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  • joybird

    Does Dexter know you slept with his dad?

    If no, I'd keep that one to myself for the rest of my life so as not to hurt everyone involved.

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    • AmeliaPaigexo

      No he doesn't.

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  • REvEnGE

    Oh god! i thought it could not get any more weird!

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  • Alaska

    You had sex with you best friends father?

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  • DolphinAngel

    I am sorry I am not good with this family stuff not even in german... and when read this in english it confuses me even more^^

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  • RealMelloman

    This is bullshit. Why would she be his Aunt in anyway? Dexter and bryan aren't related to each other which makes Dexter the stepdad and her the half sister.

    It is pretty obvious

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  • isabel

    Does bryan knw? u r in shit keep it to urself or lose ur ring choose. Bt tellin wil hurt ur kids, dexter n u may lose them evem wen ur reasons r real.

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  • Pink_bunny

    What the eff I dnt get it.

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  • YngPoly

    Your analysis is right. I'm polyamorous so this does not sound odd to me at all. One couple I know is twin brothers in a relationship to their best friend from High school. They have three kids right now and don't care who's it is.

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  • Pen-island

    Everytime I hear the name Dexter I think about that serial killer.
    God... He's sexy.

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  • My head hurts. Brain. Fucked.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Wait, what?!

    I'm so, confused!

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  • Truth_teller

    Wow sooo lost........

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  • AmeliaPaigexo

    No theyre not, its 100% true

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