Is it normal that my dad masturbates in the living room?

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Okay so this has happened multiple times but the stairs that lead from my downstairs to my upstairs are right in the living room and on multiple occasions I have walked up the stairs and saw him with his lab top masturbating. As solo as he sees me he jumps up and runs to the bathroom with no pants on and says he is feeling sick. And my 18 year old sister is home when this happens. I don't think she has ever seen him though.

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  • anti-hero
    11 years ago

    Tell him to go wank off in private and show the family some respect.

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  • bananaface
    11 years ago

    What a wanker.

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  • Shackleford96
    11 years ago

    Yell at him to stop masturbating in the open before he can run off. Sounds like some embarrassment would do him some good...

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    Oops.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    That sounds hot

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  • DADNSCAL
    11 years ago

    A very sick man. Not for masturbating, but for allowing his children to see. You never mentioned your mother, but if she lives with you, tell her.

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  • 1000yrVampireKing
    11 years ago

    Next time he runs into the bathroom smack him on the ass and say. Dad I saw you naked. I know you are not sick. Maybe bring it up at the dinner table. LMFAO

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      I agree to bring it up at the dinner table. That would be funny.

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      • 1000yrVampireKing
        11 years ago

        HAHAHAHAHAHA I know this is a stupid answer but this is such a funny post.

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  • IronHead
    11 years ago

    "lab top?" Seriously?

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  • BurnaBaby27
    11 years ago

    Ew. He must be the type that gets off knowing he could potentially get caught. Or he's just freaking lazy and can't get off his ass to move to a more private location.

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      Agreed. Probably lazy, that'd be my guess. :/

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      • BurnaBaby27
        11 years ago

        Mhm, that's really disturbing that he would do it all out in the open like that. Yucky :/

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  • ToxicCrayons
    11 years ago

    OMG

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