Is it normal that my crush compared me to a horse? a horse! mehhh..:'(

It was a beautiful day. The onset of spring I must say. Merely a week has passed since that fateful day. My noble boy, the one and only man I actually could give time of day in my educational institution, decided to walk with me. At the time, the sun was setting in the horizon, and school was over. The chances of him and me devouring each other and making out...was almost 100%. Well,I happened to have worn some red heels on that day. They were meant to be alluring. They were high, and they made the obvious sound heels make. He observed me, and said that my shoes were loud, and that I was much akin to a horse. "A she-horse", he restated, with his poor eloquence. I was sad, that I shed tears, and galloped away.My gallop was louder than my walking. What be wrong wid dis nigga, and why iz he such an ass sometimes?

Voting Results
52% Normal
Based on 44 votes (23 yes)
Help us keep this site organized and clean. Thanks!
[ Report Post ]
Comments ( 33 )
  • IrishPotato

    You galloped away? troll?

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Ono

    He should have followed it up by asking why the long face?

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • nikkilynn25

      So funny

      Comment Hidden ( show )
  • plum6

    this guy must be 16 or younger

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • TurboDiesel

    Oh good grief... just get over it and go jump his bones!

    I've compared women to lots of things worse than a horse.

    We men tend to say stupid things all the time. Rarely do we intend them to be negative. You dingbat broads always seem to pick out the negatives from comments. It's because you are too self-conscious of yourselves.

    Sorry, but a "she-horse"? Now that's fuckin' funny!

    How did you mis-interpret that as not just a smart-assed comment? Silly broad!

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Kimi.b

    Wow...he was pretty intense , only horse he should of compared you to is the stallion on a Ferrari logo. Every guy dreams of owning a Ferrari one day only a few get... Might of been a good cover up line seeing you were pissed but this guy does not seem to be the sharpest tool in the shed, maybe you are attracted to him because he is an asshole... ?

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • Legion

      Ferrari? nah, Id rather have a 1970 plymouth Hemi Superbird!

      Comment Hidden ( show )
  • dom180

    He was making a joke. I hate to say it, but you were much to sensitive if that offended you. The only thing he was comparing to a horse was the sound of your shoes, it wasn't like he said you were ugly or anything. If you cried because of that you are very thin-skinned.

    As a guy, that sounds like the sort of thing I'd say if I was trying to be cute, sort of in a flirty way. If you ran out on him when he was flirting with he's probably pretty upset about it too.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Alison89

    It sounds like he was trying to be funny. Men often fail at humor and don't even realize it.

    If you galloped away, it doesn't sound like it was that traumatic.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • plum6

      Men are actually extremely funny, often our jokes get misunderstood, which is sad.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
        -
      • lolol555

        Perhaps it's because they're said unknowingly at inappropriate times. Such as this. Then, they probably wouldn't be misunderstood.

        Also, if a joke is good and funny it shouldn't need to be explained, so no misunderstanding occurs.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
          -
        • plum6

          that's all part of the charme :)

          Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Chimpokomon

    I love how the mehhh in the title make me imagine a horse

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Perhaps the comparison wasnt all that out of line, do you let multiple men with johnson's as large as a stallion ride you until the coming of the dawn? Perhaps you have a fine roman nose, which in the correct light can give the appearance of a young colt grazing in the pasture among the morning dew.

    Perhaps with your red heels you were just dreaming, click them together and say :

    There's no place like home, There's no place like home....

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • ravageme

      i LOVE you:) Made my night <3

      Comment Hidden ( show )
  • 4theloveofdez

    I love the way this was written lol

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Faulkinbizzle

    One time my girlfriend compared me to a horse... Made me feel pretty happy.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • squirrelgirl

    It would have been better if he had compared you to a My Little Pony character. My Little Pony is awesome

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • Legion

      /)*(\ Brohoof!

      Comment Hidden ( show )
  • mrsphan99

    Your writing style is almost as stupid as your problem.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • ravageme

      Oh please I love my writing style phany boyyy. Don't be like that now. Let us b nice friends. Life's too short <3

      Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Hoohahohyahhh

    I hate when girls wear heels. I like flats or cute boots. I have to admit, I like Uggs too. But heels automatically gives me a "slut" impression plus the appearance of clumsiness and a Leaning Tower of Piza ideology. Unless its a formal event, don't wear heels. Especially a nice walk in the park or in the city. Hay I'd much prefer you walk along me, not galloping unsteadily or trotting along. Plus aren't they uncomfortable? I wore my ex's once and it felt like I was tryna walk on my toenails. If you wear it you better saddle up for a rough time.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • PattyTheSailor

      I see what you did there. Nice pun.

      I like wearing sneakers all the time, rather than flats or boots or even uggs. I just like sneakers better than other shoes. Dat comfort.

      I'd rather be comfortable in sneakers and look below average than look like a glorified slut who has foot pain because of her 8 inch heels.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Charmo

    If he's a brony, you might take that as a compliment!

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • PumpkinKate

    I love the way you wrote this.

    I wouldn't take it to heart, I think he probably just got a little nervous and blurted it out without thinking about what he was implying. No biggy!

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • This made my day I love you ! XD

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • chewy

    Stop misspeling words and using text speak It's not cool.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • alv1592

    I love how you worded this so poetically.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • Hahaha and then the last sentence finishes it of perfectly

      Comment Hidden ( show )
    • nikkilynn25

      Agreed...That ending was da shit too..

      Comment Hidden ( show )
  • weinereater

    subconscious horse face reference.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • lc1988

    Could be a good thing if he's into pony play. Always look on the bright side!

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Avant-Garde

    "Devouring"?

    WTF. I think he was just try to compare the sounds of your shoes, but he shouldn't have called you a "she-horse".

    Comment Hidden ( show )