Is it normal that my butt is too big

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My friends at school obsess about how big my butt is and I'm a guy. I'm not fat in anyway possible I only weigh about 136lbs 5ft 10 in. Its really weird for to get my ass grabbed at least 3 times a day, hear a comment on how big my ass is or get dry humped as I'm bending over in my locker. I supposedly have the biggest (boy) butt in my grade says everybody. Its gotten so weird that some days I don't even want to go to school. And no matter what I wear my ass still looks bigger than the freaking sun is this normal for my butt to be this big?

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    "how big my butt is"

    "136lbs 5ft 10 in"

    How is that possible?!

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    • Minato17
      11 years ago

      Just like Avant-garde said genetics I guess.

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        At 136 pounds there'd be nothing left.

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  • bradleethedawg
    8 years ago

    Sounds more like you have a very normal sized bum but the rest of you needs to grow into it. That's all. At 5'10 you should weigh more like 165 lb not 136. Bulk up a bit and you'll be just right. Start eating a higher-protein diet and start lifting some weights to add muscle (otherwise you'll wind up flabby - don't want that either). Adding upper-body muscle gives you another option - smashing inconsiderate morons into the lockers or onto the concrete the next time they mess with you. Good luck.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    LOL

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  • meowpower
    11 years ago

    I think the question is more of IIN for all this to be happening.. people in this world have big asses.. apparently to half the ppl I want I'm one of them lol. From ur description i still dnt evn know the size so as long as 1 cheek isnt bigger than a toilet seat ur gud. But if u want them to beef off your sittin' muscles just tell them. "Yea guys I kno my ass is volumtuous, u can stare all u want but just don't touch. Gotta keep it polished" ..or end it in some ur mom joke..

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    • Minato17
      11 years ago

      According to what people say "its pokey" and "you have a girls ass" I think making jokes about will make it more awkward...

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  • capitalist-pig
    11 years ago

    I don't know if it's normal... But I say embrace it. Trust me.. I know what your going through. My guy friends tease me all the time by calling it apple bottom, or baby phat. No homo! Haha. At any rate.. My wife loves it. Smacks it.. Complements it. Embellish it. It's your ass man.

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    • Minato17
      11 years ago

      Its just so weird everyone is gay... I don't think my friends understand there looking a guys butt...

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    Your bum size could be due to genetics or due to too many female hormones in your diet. If it's being caused by your diet, I suggest that you cut those culprit foods out. As for the squeezing/pinching and humping, is there any way for to stop there sexual harassment towards you? I'm not familiar with how schools take care of that, but I know at jobs there's a strict rule against that. What kinds of clothes do you wear? Do you wear skinny jeans and bright colours? Black is a colour that is good for "slimming" a person's appearance and the colour shouldn't draw too much attention to your bum. The looser your pants are, the more it may help to make your bum blend in. Good Luck!

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    • Minato17
      11 years ago

      I usually wear skinny jeans but I've been wearing sweat pants and they still supossedly look big in them...

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  • makayla1111
    11 years ago

    It is normal

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Wait... Are the girls dry humping you, or the boys?

    If the girls are then don't worry about it lol. That sounds awesome.

    If the boys are dry humping you then that might be a little awkward.

    Unless you are gay. ^then you should reverse that lolz.

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    • Minato17
      11 years ago

      Boys... and I'm not gay

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      • Avant-Garde
        11 years ago

        Talk about harassment!

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      • Justsomejerk
        11 years ago

        That sucks.

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  • Shackleford96
    11 years ago

    Tell them to stop looking at your ass!

    On second thought, that might not work as planned...

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