Is it normal that my bf wants to eat me?

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The other day, i was texting my boyfriend, and he said he wanted to eat me , and keep me forever. Then about two days ago, he said he wanted to squeeze me until I die . I asked him why and he said because I'm so cute and he loves me a lot. Sometimes I feel the same way but... Is it normal??

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  • Ebil_Lightbulb
    11 years ago

    If he starts massaging you nightly with pork rub, get out!!

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  • rhythmness93
    11 years ago

    lol...he's just being playful. don't stress!

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  • squeallikeasacofpigs
    11 years ago

    Omnomnomnomnom

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals
    11 years ago

    Girl meat is delicious :-)

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    • wolax
      11 years ago

      I like that meat! (if you know what I mean)

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  • cupcake_wants
    11 years ago

    It sounds kinda creepy. Does this guy put u down? Is he violent? Does he mistreat his mom ? U need to figure out if it was harmless remark in poor taste or if he's more sinister than u anticipated

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  • nursebetty
    11 years ago

    That's kinda cute!

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  • KeddersPrincess
    11 years ago

    I wish Gerard Way would eat me.

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    • myweirdself16
      11 years ago

      I wish Rob Diament would eat me. (He's singer too)

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  • Imsupernormal
    11 years ago

    He want to kill you and make BBQ with your juicy meat.

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  • Kerry69
    10 years ago

    Lol. Eating you is one thing.

    Squeezing you 'til you die,do not take it literaly.

    Enjoy :)

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    YEAH LEAST HAVE A FUCKING FEAST AND EAT YOU UP BITCH

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  • Joyless
    11 years ago

    It's a fetish with a German name I can't spell If he wants to eat you it's just cos he loves you and he thinks you'd be tasty you should take it as a compliment.

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    • KeddersPrincess
      11 years ago

      Do you mean vore?

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      • Joyless
        11 years ago

        Maybe like I said I can't spell it

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  • Anissatheunicorn
    11 years ago

    Lol what kind??

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  • EAT_IT
    11 years ago

    Give him a sandwich.

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    • myboyfriendsbitch
      11 years ago

      I expected better from you on this one.

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        Its her job to make sandwiches for him though, so you cant argue with the logic.

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