Is it normal that my best friend is a stuffed gorilla?

Please read the whole thing before you jump to conclusions ;)

I'm an 18-year old male, just turned 18 in fact. I have plenty of great friends at school, I'm quite popular actually, but none of them are good enough friends to be a BEST friend. I hang out with them pretty often though.

In reality, my true best friend of all is a stuffed gorilla I purchased from London Zoo. His name is Matthew and he sits on my computer desk. Hold on, let me just turn him round so he can see what I'm typing... there we go.

I talk to Matthew every day, he's always there for me. We listen to music together and we watch YouTube videos together. He eats sliced bananas, but he's also partial to marshmallows, which I share with him when I buy them.

I take along for the ride when we go out on family trips (he rides on my back). I give him a goodnight hug before bed and a morning hug when I wake up. At Christmas, I buy him a gift and he buys a gift for me and my 11-year old sister. Last year he got us Donkey Kong Country Returns for the Wii. What a friend, eh?

He's an excellent friend, a friend for life, and he also gets on well with my other mates if they come round as well. He's not just a toy, he's actually part of the family, and always will be. I've made him real through imagination. He's real in my eyes.

But a thought struck me today. Is it normal that out of all the friends I have, my best one is a stuffed gorilla? I'd like to hear some opinions. Matthew agrees that this a pretty good question, as you'd expect his best friend to be a stuffed gorilla, but nope, it's me, a human, and he'd like to know if it's normal too.

Oh, and by the way, Matthew also says "Hi!" and that this is a cool website. He's seen me on it before a few times.

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60% Normal
Based on 98 votes (59 yes)
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Comments ( 15 )
  • pitterpatter

    It might not be considered "normal", but that doesn't mean it's a bad thing.

    I think it's pretty unique and stuff, in a good way. :3

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  • howaminotmyself

    I don't know why but I found this story very sweet.

    Hi Matthew.

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  • squirrelgirl

    This is the most adorable thing I have ever read. It took all my willpower not to go "squee"! Who cares if it's normal or not? It's really cute and awesome.

    Tell Matthew I said Hi!

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  • ThroughRock

    Awwwww =D

    You've inspired me to do this too *runs down to the toy shop to buy a stuffed armadillo*

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  • frankiestrange

    "I've made him real through imagination. He's real in my eyes." This says it all. :P This story was adorable! And hello Matthew. I have agood friend called Hektor that I bought from Kew Gardens, he's a vampire bat. :3

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  • BallerinaCass

    I love this. I'm the same way with my stuffed teddy named Mr.Pinky. I won him at a church raffle in fourth grade, I loved him then and I love him now. I take him on my travels and he keeps me company at night and when watching movies. I'm 19 by the way, and glad to hear there's a fellow stuffed lover. Say hi to Matthew for me! :D

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  • This is the single most adorable thing I have ever read on this site so far.

    I don't know why a lot of people have rated it not normal though. I mean, you clearly stated you have lots of real friends, just no real best friends, which I can understand. And, Matthew is, by the sounds of it, awesome.

    But I think this idea is genius, making a toy "real". Some people on this Earth are so boring and make everything in their life serious, but people like you know how to have fun. There's no age limit to imagination.

    Who says 18-year old teens can't play with toys? Be proud of yourself, you are both unique and it's adorable. Tell Matthew he's lucky to have a friend who didn't buy him and then leave him in the cupboard.

    ;)

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  • randomjelly

    I was prepared to hate you. Didn't happen. I found you adorable...and myself to be ridiculous.

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  • TyLee

    HI MATTHEW!!!!!! This post is awesome! That sounds so cute!

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  • theytookthisone

    This is too damn cute

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  • 123456789assssssss

    "Gorilla" "Isn't named Harambe"

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  • Avant-Garde

    Bonjour Matthew!

    This post is so cute:D

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  • I have a stuffed animal that's I've had since a baby. I do the same with him. :)

    "Hi Matthew!" :3

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  • 420boatdriver

    have you ever got sexual with mathew?

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  • *Holds in a squeal of admiration*.

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