Is it normal that men and women eating together is unacceptable?

Is it normal I believe that men and women eating together is unacceptable?

Ok, so let me clarify a little...
I believe that women and men should eat separately, unless they are like officially enemies, and then it won't matter, let me explain...

Suppose we have a group of straight males who eat together, now that's alright since the relationship between the members is not romantic, same goes with straight females, they are allowed to eat together as long as it is out of sight of straight men that might be attracted to them (and vice-versa)...

Why, you ask?

Well, if two straight persons of the same sex eat together it does not make a problem since they're not attracted to each other, HOWEVER, if a male notices an attractive female and wants to have next level relations with her - she must not eat in his proximity.

Why? Well because if she'll eat mass quantities of food in his presence she'll literally be full of SHIT, and that's quite disgusting, that's an instant turn off... Like, do it obviously, it's a necessity, but alone, not in my presence! I don't want to see this, and imagine how she digests the food which in turn will turn into steamy shit inside her intestines...

The same goes for males, don't get me wrong, if someone likes a certain woman he must not eat in her presence, because that's just digusting and rude.

A couple, female and male, in an intimate relationship, cannot eat in a restaurant together, it is simply impossible to be a couple and eat together, that's sick.

How can you tell someone you love them and at the very same time eat in their presence?! It's a contradiction, you cannot! If you love someone then the least you must do is to respect them and not commit such acts near them.

A male and a female can eat together but then it means that the two will never be together and are in fact just some random people who have no special sense of respect for each other.

So, it is very simple actually, if a woman and a man decide to live together and have an intimate relationship, there needs to be two separate kitchens, one for the man and one for the woman, which are protected with a bio-metric door lock, so that it is made sure that they cannot accidentally see each other eat.

One's wife cannot simply decide to make a meal for her husband, and at the same time claim to love him, it would mean she lies, and that she actually hates him if she does anything food-related near the one she claims to love...

Now, discussing food or its derivatives between a male and a female is forbidden as well, whether a couple or not, such conversations can only be held between persons of the same sex.

So in short, there are things that should be kept private in a couple, and this is definitely one of them.

Anyone feels the same?

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Comments ( 39 )
  • Terence_the_viking

    FUCKING HELL i wasted my time reading your bull shit.

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    • dirtybirdy

      Fuck that shit. I made it less than half way through.

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      • Terence_the_viking

        Hahahah.

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    • This made me lol, thank you

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  • Crow

    "if a woman and a man decide to live together and have an intimate relationship, there needs to be two separate kitchens, one for the man and one for the woman, which are protected with a bio-metric door lock, so that it is made sure that they cannot accidentally see each other eat."

    Aww shit. There goes the real estate industry.

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  • SweetDreamsRubi

    You think about it too much, who cares if they're making poo? It's inside, even when they're not eating it'll be digesting and you'll be with them... besides it won't matter when you find the one you'll love them no matter what, even with all their poo♡

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    • i love you ♡

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      • SweetDreamsRubi

        Lol thank you, did that make you feel better?

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  • Tempest-au

    I've seen some weird shit on this site, and this shit is in the weirdest part of that. Seriously, men and women not eating together? You need professional help, you're too far gone for me to risk giving "advice" too.

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  • Ass_gas

    At this very moment, your intestines are full of steamy shit. This realization should cause you to scream in despair, and vomit your guts. But your are projecting your neurosis on to others. Lock yourself in a closet, and become a crazed lunatic.

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    • Yes, but as DuHast stated, one's own business is not as awful as for example a beautiful woman's dirty business, because well... I guess there is some hope that a beautiful creature will be clean and not as dirty as oneself...

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      • Ass_gas

        Look at yourself in the mirror, you wretched fool. Feel the ugliness of your body that is saturated with the essence of shit.

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  • dirtybirdy

    What a dumb dumb.

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  • sandnigga

    You have a fear of a girl's poop it seems like lol

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  • 8=====D~~~~~

    Awesome troll story.

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    • richardgerecameinmyass

      You need to rub some preparation h on your tiny little hurt butthole. I bet you have a tight little ass.

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    • Honestly, I wish it was, I really do feel like that

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  • Ellenna

    You are not well in the head and you need to see a doctor urgently

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    • Please elaborate why

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      • Ellenna

        Because your post reads as if written by someone not well in the head!

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        • I don't know, I honestly feel as if there are some things that should be done in private, and not publicly...

          For me it is the on the same level as going to the bathroom or having a shower, those are things that people should do behind closed doors...

          I am not trying to insult anyone by that, I am just sharing how I felt about it during my entire life

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          • kupokupo

            Have you ever been in a relationship? Have you ever actually felt fully comfortable with someone?

            My gf leaves the door open when she goes to the toilet and while that's probably weird, it's because we're comfortable with each other.

            Similarly, we eat together pretty happily because we enjoy each other's company and can share the fulfilment of some good food. I think you're thinking way too in depth about it with the whole "steamy shit" shite.

            Everyone eats food, everyone digests food and everyone excretes the junk, so why stigmatise it and act like it's disgusting? You should realise that everyone's human - even the attractive female who the guy wants to have intimate relations with.

            Literally everyone who's ever existed has sat on a toilet at some point in their life. It's not unnatural.

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            • I understand what you say, it's just that personally I lose the feeling of attraction even just by hearing someone talking about things related to food... It's not a problem with regular friends because, well, they're just friends...

              And no obviously I wasn't in a relationship as sooner or later they all bring up this matter and that means it's all over...

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          • Ellenna

            I don't understand the comparison between eating, which has been a social occasion for humans for however long we've existed, and showering or "going to the bathroom" by which I assume you mean emptying bowels or bladder.

            It's ok for you to follow your own "shoulds" if you're comfortable with that, as long as you're not trying to impose them on others. However, it must make relationships difficult for you, given how hard (impossible?) it would be to find anyone who feels the same outside of weird fundamentalist religions.

            Ever wondered if you're the one out of step with the rest of the world on this issue?

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            • I don't impose it on others, but I do hope to find someone who thinks like me...

              Yes, I am aware that I'm quite alone in my thoughts about it, but I still feel it is the right thing to do, even if the majority might disagree

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  • DuHast

    Don't you realise that any time you're near someone else, you're standing right next to the faeces that is accumulating and travelling through them?
    Your head is only a foot or so away from all the poo inside you right now. But maybe that's different, because it's your own poop... In any case, I'm glad you've brought this up because sometimes we need to be reminded that we are all constantly making poo.

    But, in my opinion, if two people want to make poo together, they are more than welcome to share and discuss poop ingredients.
    If anything, it's a sign of love, in my opinion.

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  • Rihyae

    Curaaazzzyyyy....

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  • Sanara

    You are just really overthinking and this whole concept is stupid. I don't think you could function in a long term relationship. People eating is just a normal part of life and its perfectly natural to do it together also

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  • RoseIsabella

    What about couples who cook together, eat together, make hot monkey love together, then later take dumps in front of each other together? What about couples who love each other dearly, but never close the bathroom door. What about couples who enjoy one another's company so much that while one is taking a dump with the door open of course the other sits down on the floor in the hall in direct line of the toilet, and they just talk and entertain each other, who knows maybe one of them is simultaneously eating junk food?

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    • Well I guess there are people like that, it's just that I don't think I'll get along with them, unless they can adapt to my separatist views...

      Again I am not saying that my views are necessarily better than others', but I simply don't see myself being in such situations as you described; I just hope I'll one day meet someone who shares my views...

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      • RoseIsabella

        I don't think most people care to adapt to your views. I'm certainly not losing any sleep over it. I mean why would people care to adapt or accommodate your separatist views, what's the motivation?

        You're only hope is find someone as OCD and squeamish as yourself.

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  • ℬѦ€

    Yeah, who needs equality?

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    • What do you mean?

      I believe both the female and the male should follow those rules, so it is pretty equal as I see it...

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  • GreyWulfen

    I'm not sure if you're a troll or suffering from some sort of mental disorder. Well, I guess it's the same.

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    • I suppose it might be something mental, but yes, I do mean what I say

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  • sandnigga

    Either your a troll or you have some sort of food fear

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    • The latter

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  • Tealights

    Mysophobia?

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