Is it normal that masturbate while i eat honey lipstick?

So, here's my story. One day I find I don't have any lipstick left. I go buy one from the store. I get home. I put some sexy music on, turn on the PC (actually it's a notebook, but who cares. Aaaand P*RN TIME! Soooooo I bite off a little bit of.... AHHH WHO AM I TRYING TO JOKE! I bit teh whole freaking lipstick off and throw the plastic part away and... here it goes again. So please help! Any tips of stopping this? COMMENT, AND THANKS!

p.s. sorry about any mistakes!

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  • Avant-Garde

    Why don't you consume real honey or, better yet, smear the honey on your penis in its entirety.

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  • Maybe try eating real honey instead of lipstick, it would be cheaper. Anyways I think it's normal, everybody has a different way of masturbating.

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