Is it normal that i wish sperm could talk?

Whenever someone jizzes out Im always curious what there sperm cells are sayin to them,Is that normal or just wierd?

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Based on 6 votes (3 yes)
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  • TerryVie

    ALL:
    Geronimo!
    Go go go!
    May the best sperm win!
    Good luck&Have fun!
    Fire in the hole!

    Sperm 1:
    Jeez...guys, guys, this is a friggin condom, we are done for.

    Sperm 2:
    WAIT, there's a hole in the condom, lets hurry!

    Sperm 3:
    Oh damn. Anal...just our luck.

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    • dappled

      lol... you know I'll never have sex again without thinking of this. :P

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  • Alquen

    Can you imagine?
    The sound of hundreds of millions of tiny voices calling out at once?
    Would be quite a noise.

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  • Wendell

    So much cooler than sea monkeys

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  • Justs0meguy

    TerryVie just made my day haha

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