Is it normal that i wipe back to front?

I have very large, hairy testicles, that seem to get in the way when I wipe after pooping. I guess I would also be considered quite obese (haven't seen my Johnson since I was 12) which makes it difficult for me to wipe from front to back. I've gotten in the habit of wiping back to front but can never quite get past the big balls. I seem to end up with cakey, dried poop things on my testicles and butt hairs, and a rancid odor that I'm almost getting used to. I'm just re-entering the dating scene and am nervous about repulsing someone I like. Is this normal?

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43% Normal
Based on 7 votes (3 yes)
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  • Avant-Garde

    Take baths before going out and go on a diet.

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  • kelili

    Option 1: Take a bath before going on a date.

    Option 2: After wiping with toilet paper use baby wipes. They smell good and are refreshing

    Option 3: Go on a diet.

    Option 4: Cut those testicles (I'm joking :P)

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