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I usually don't have my morning sh*t until after I arrive at work. I'm never satisfied by the results of using TP to wipe, so I make sure the door is locked, and then jump up onto the vanity, with my ass hanging over the sink. This way I can wash my dirty butthole with soap and water, and use paper towel to dry it. Squeaky clean.
Hahahaha that's probably the most bizarre thing i've ever heard. you're some character!
What a coincidence. I poop in that sink in which you wash your butt. That can't be good for your butt's hygiene..
AT WORK!!!!
No, fucking no! Can't you use baby wipes or wait to take a shit AT HOME instead?! What about the poor person that comes in after you to use the sink? How would they feel if they know what sort of things you've been getting up to in there?! You know, some people wash their faces in the sink,etc. What if there's a E.coli outbreak in your office?!
I do exactly the same thing. It's normal to want to have a nice clean ass.
No, it aint normal but I do it at home. Im one of the lucky people who have a very hairy asshole (helps keep me warm). I try to shit before shower but sometimes my bowels dont cooperate. Since I live in my grandmas basement(true), the bathroom has an ejector pump to carry the waste to street level. I used to use baby wipes but they clogged and burned out the pump. So since I dont have a bidet the sinks where its at. As for wetting TP its just not the same (cant get a good scrub). Public restrooms are gross and thats why I shit in the woods. Well thats all folks. Peace out my brotta.
why don't you just wet the toilet paper like i do. One dry wipe then a wet one haha.... this is really funny though
Am I the only one who thinks you are normal?...Seriously. Because I get the same feeling, like TP cannot clean like good ole' soap and water, which is why I take a shit in the morning then shower. I try not to shit for the rest of the day. But if I do and I'm at work, I don't bring my ass up there though hahas I wet the TP after I finish wiping and scrub it down and then use more TP to dry it. It doesn't feel sticky afterwards. :D
The mental image that comes from reading this makes me laugh my ass off.
thats not normal. people use that same sink you wash your ass out of. thats really selfish. at least go home on your break and wash your ass under your own sink.
The fact you are so freaked out that toilet paper isn't good enough and not that the rest of your body besides your ass is dirty is whats fucked up. Don't worry about washing your body as long as your assholes nice and shiny hahahaha.
What? Why would the rest of my body be dirty? I don't know about you, but when I shit, I don't get it all over the rest of my body.
It just sounds funny, like you may as well wash the rest of yourself in the sink if your going to be so anal about your ass. Are your pets wraped in plastic? Do you wear gloves when you jerk off? Is everything in your house white? Do you make people put their drinks on coasters and then make them drink it outside? hahaha
Thats not normal...that's nasty cause its in a public place and other people have to use that same sink....think about that...