Is it normal that i want to smoke weed with animals?

Lately i have wanted to get a pet like a cat or a dog. And i want the pet to like to smoke weed, and i would watch a movie with my pet while were high, it sounds so cozy i would give my pet some munch also.

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  • dappled

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DduAbLpZDHg

    3:48

    I'll let Ali G. discuss why animals and drugs are not a good mix.

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    • NothingxCrazy

      I did not expect that when I clicked the link.. Haha.

      "Your body is beautifully constructed."
      "Thank you."

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      • dappled

        That's one of my favourite bits. Sacha Baron Cohen can't believe the opportunity he's been given there and when he comes back with the obvious punchline, he almost laughs himself. That's the closest I've ever seen him come to breaking character!

        Even the scientist himself was amused by some of it. I think he must have had a suspicion that this wasn't exactly what it seemed. Good lesson for trolls, though. That really is how you do it. :)

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        • NothingxCrazy

          I've never actually watched any of his stuff. I've seen him in a few American movies, but nothing that was JUST him. Suppose this was the door I needed to open to be introduced to it.
          I really couldn't believe his quick reaction time when the scientist said it. It was perfect.

          I wonder what they tell the people they are doing an interview for and I wonder how soon they realize it's a joke. I've watched people on The Daily Show and The Colbert Report being interviewed and wonder why they actually go on this stuff knowing it's a joke. Airtime is airtime I suppose.

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          • dappled

            He's a very, very sharp comedian. In his films, I'm sure the reactions are set up (that's money-men ruining comedy because they don't understand it). In the early TV appearances, he obviously has a script but anything else that looks like an ad lib actually is an ad lib.

            Ad libbing is so much better. I know you can't monetarise it because you can't quantify it in advance. But that's the point of comedy. Clever reaction to opportunity. Jon Stewart has the same eye for it. Perhaps it's a Jewish thing. I live in a particularly Jewish city. I think we're steeped in it here. Even fish and chips (which sounds English now) was a gift from the Jewish cuisine.

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            • NothingxCrazy

              Ad libbing is definitely the most entertaining kind of comedy. Whose Line is it Anyway? has always been one of my favorite shows. I've seen all of the American version and some of the British. Mainly because the British version wasn't showed much over here.

              Isn't The Office (again, American and British) unscripted as well? Or at least most of it from what I understand. Seems like the best improv shows come from England. Haha.

              Is Sacha Jewish?

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  • ARepublican

    Get some friends... Lol

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  • shade_ilmaendu

    I'm torn on this. No one should ever force their animals to get high.

    However my friend has a little dog who's seriously a stoner. He had the bong out one day and there was still smoke in it... she came right up and shoved her nose in it and started snuffling.

    I have seen some animals who really try to get their faces up in there and get the smoke, but I would never actually try to get them high.

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  • That's a GREAT IDEA!You're a fuckin GENIUS.I never would have thought of that. THANKS!!!!

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  • Thatguy777

    One time I saw a video of this guy blowing smoke into a jar he had out several caterpillars in. He then shut the lid on the jar so the caterpillars could inhale all the smoke. Does this make him an asshole? Maybe. Animals probably shouldn't get high. But if they like it, who knows.

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  • Goomats

    Leave the animals alone. What's up with people today on IIN? First it was the bestiality dude and now you.

    Do not have sex with animals.
    Do not do drugs with animals.
    Do not try to start a rock 'n' roll band with animals...if this is where this stream of thought is heading.

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    • DROP DEAD!!!!-MOTHAFUCKER!! For good pusssy FUCK A CAT!

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      • Goomats

        A. I do not intend to drop dead.
        B. I am a woman and do not want good pussy.
        C. I do not want to fuck a cat.
        D. I did not know that stoned animals could type until now.

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    • Justsomejerk

      "What's up with people today on IIN?" First it's always the beastiality dude.

      It's pretty uncool to get your cat stoned but I'd be lying if I said the thought had never crossed my mind.

      Now if its medicinal then that's another story....

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  • sollux_

    yeah totes every time i smoke i wish i had a little critter to cuddle with
    i think some people just get really tactile when they're high

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  • howaminotmyself

    Is their a catnip equivalent for dogs?

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    • Jweezee

      Yes. Roofies :/

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  • NothingxCrazy

    My friends used to do it all the time. I always felt bad for the animals because they had no idea what was going on and why they felt the way they did.

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