Is it normal that i want to provoke a bear?

Having come face to face with a brown bear in Alaska by accident, I'm not sure you really would want one angry with you.
It is said that the worst thing one can do is run from a bear, so I wondered how I would react. I did not run, but it took every ounce of self control I could muster not to do so, and the encounter ended with us each going our separate ways.
There is no way a human can outrun an angry bear, so let's hope you do not get your wish.

Pedo bear?

http://www.today.com/id/25471473/ns/today-today_news/t/teen-survives-horrifying-injuries-grizzly-attack/

Alternatively, you should look up photos of bear attacks.

if you realy want too find a zoo where you can do it.

*IIN that I want to tempt fate?

Do it. One less troll for this troll infested site. Just do it far enough away from civilization so that the bear won't be hunted down for it. I like bears.

Can you run?

Why the preference for Canadian bears?

You must want claws going up your ass. Bears are nothing to be played around with. They are very dangerous and scary. If you wouldn't want to provoke a tiger, why would want to provoke a bear? Or, do you.

it will comb your hair with it's claws

I don't think you could hurt it...after watching what real bears are like, even killing people, my childhood dreams of Winnie the Pooh were crushed! I still wonder how people consider the thought of a teddy bear!