Is it normal that i want to kill the progressive girl?

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Whenever I see the commercials with 'Flo' the progressive girl, I have thoughts of killing her slowly. Perhaps choking her, or bludgeoning her to death. IIN?

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Based on 512 votes (444 yes)
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  • mlax10
    13 years ago

    Shes so annoying.

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  • Painful1
    13 years ago

    I always thought she's on something, like special k.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Yes!!!!

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  • bdzz123
    14 years ago

    Well she really dnt exist in a since cause that's the online store on the commercial...but yea... bitch needs 2 die!

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  • howdy
    14 years ago

    i'd beat it. i could see her hanging out with elliot from the show scrubs

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  • MagicSquare
    14 years ago

    I want to SILENCE HER.

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  • ComboBreaker
    14 years ago

    I feel the same way wih the kid from the frosties advert. Hell, half the adverts today can give you hemroids.

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  • chunkybongo
    13 years ago

    I want to RAPE and kill her fuckin ASS, so all the best to you my dear friend...

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  • enoughalready
    8 years ago

    I believe it is completely normal to want to kill off an extortionist, considering how hard most working Americans are already being squeezed!

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    You be nice to Flo.

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  • Dogness
    11 years ago

    I want to lower her into a cauldron of boiling oil at the rate of 1 inch per hour. Would need a doctor on hand to make sure she doesnt bleed out once her flesh begins to peel away so I can maximize her suffering.

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  • nanimeow
    13 years ago

    OMG I hate this woman too.

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  • MercedesBenz
    13 years ago

    ^ Apples. LOL!

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  • Trismegistus
    13 years ago

    You people are out of your fucking third nostril.
    Just stop watching tv altogether and it's all gone.I destroyed two tv sets for just that reason.
    Could stand anyone no more.
    I just thought:You fucking bastards pieces of shit motherfuckers!(Sometimes yelling right at the tv)
    Then started throwing objects at it.Ashtrays.Various furniture.Apples.A knife.
    I even pissed on the second. I just wanted to drop an atom bomb on the broadcasting blippity flappity thing.
    So,normal.

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  • blogbro
    13 years ago

    Bros, this is totally normal: http://www.blogbros.com/?p=223

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    I feel the same way with that woman from those pepsi refresh commercials :) totally normal!

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  • mtnw
    14 years ago

    i don't care for her either. can anyone imagine buying progressive insurance because of her? go figure.

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  • galaxyd0d3
    14 years ago

    I love her, but I can see why others want to kill her.

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  • Thatguy777
    12 years ago

    Her name's Flo?! That's not fair! I'm talking to a beautiful girl named Flo, and this is bad!!

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  • ding0
    14 years ago

    My buddy, ex-roommate and the guy Im best man for wants her something fierce. Im convinced he has brain damage. I too, want to, like Wayne Brady, choke a bitch.

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  • rinne
    14 years ago

    well i don't think it's normal for you to want to 'kill' her or anything. but, however, i agree. she is really annoying. it would be better to just put ducktape on her mouth ;) and that will be more appropriate!

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