Is it normal that i want to kill my customers???

This is awesome. Made my day.

funny stuff. i want to kill my customers, too. they're so needy and demanding. ugh.

If it weren't for those "stupid families" you wouldn't have a pay check.

Good on you, people are too damn sensitive.
Most people are idiots and don't realise it.

LMFAO!!!! I know how you feel....I'm in the service industry and people are so stupid

"And especially if they are really fat, I always give them more ice cream and/or candy to make them fatter so they will die sooner"

Made my week.

Very normal. People are often pure ass.

Get a job online that doesn't involve dealing with customers one-on-one.

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Change job, it's not that hard to get a summer job.

There are people like this in all walks of life. Someone once asked me, on the sixth floor of the building we were in, which floor the exit was on.

Funny -- I was just in an unfamiliar ice cream shop and I fumbled through ordering for my family. And I am a pretty smart lady. The menu was so damn confusing, with all sorts of bizarre names and my kids were excited and indecisive. Should I assume that the teen behind the counter telling me how cute my kids were was actually fantasizing murder? Maybe you should be in an office filing?

Anger management. Pronto.

Yes, this is completely normal, I used to work in a very popular restaraunt (always busy, but we had quiet periods!) and all the customers were assholes, even my managers, they were awful, especially one of them, she was the type of manager who moaned at everyone (Sometimes for no reason) but everytime a customer came into the restaurant I just wanted them dead on the spot in an instant, I also hated seeing them smile so happily before they came in as well, I just always thought to myself "I'll wipe that smile off your f***** face." And I hated buggies so much, people who came in with buggies were a big pain, because it was so small yet we had buggies left right and centre, it was so annoying, that job as a waiter really made me depressed for months, this one time my arm accidently touched a babies bottle, and this fat woman (Babies mother) bellowed at me and called me a "f****** prat " and then looked at me and started to be racist and snydly said "Is your arm clean?" I was so angry I wanted to smash the empty plates over her head so bad. But I didn't I just said to her "Lady, never annoy people who serve you food, you have no idea what we are capable of." Then as she was drinking I said "How's that drink taste, enjoying it? I wouldn't if I was you." Then I walked off and heard her spit it out, No I didn't do anything to her drink, but it was nice to make her think that I did, leaving that job was the best thing I ever did, I have a nice kushy office job now which I love, and my mental state is normal. XD

I'm the only good customer. I always know what I want and I don't beat around the bush or stutter like an idiot.

hahaha! I do the same thing... its the only thing that gets me through my shift...some people deserve to get killed...its called thinning out the stupid

hahaha :) Lmao

i just found this site after i literally googled, "i want to kill my customers.." i swear i work no where around ice cream, but after reading this we must be dealing with the same mf people..lol it wont be long now....

You are sick!

That's funny because when I'm in ice cream shops,I sometimes want to drug that indecisive customer in the face. So I can get some GODDAMN ICE CREAM!

Totally normal..most customers are idiots.and omfg thats hillarious 'which floor is the exit on'???im sure those people will be in to get some ice cream from you soon enough.

Yes. Yes, it is.

Killing people shouldn't be an option but throwing ice over some of your stupid customers could be a good laugh. It will get your arse fired but sounds like a pretty fucked up job anyway.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. This is so funny! :]

And when I get the ice cream I ordered I'll walk to my car with my middle finger up.

I feel ya!!!!

Better get another job. I work for a pet-shop/veterinarian, i uses to be a cashier and some customers were kind of annoying. They made obvious questions, they touched everything, somed bugged me on purpose and some of them stole stuff. But in the bright side, I loved helping them get their toys, pets, food and stuff. I also loved talking to them, made my days less lonely. Anyways, I got promoted and now I work programing computers in the same store. Still minimum wage. Kidding. Lol

U want to kill children...and their family....you fucking sick bastard

OP, why did you delete my comment? What was offensive about it? I thought that clip I recommended was entertaining.

Childish and immature

Consider getting a job that doesn't involve being around people and your problems will go away

Work in a ice cream shop that sounds only one flavour and only serve it in one type of cone and it should resolve your issue.

meany

I feel like people who work at an ice cream store should be nice...

big deal, it your job, if you dont like it stop working in customer service

You're officially a dick