Is it normal that i want to fuck a burrito

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i just microwaved a burrito, it was so warm on the inside and was so moist, i cant eat it anymore without really wanting to put my dick in it.

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Based on 87 votes (36 yes)
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  • dirtybirdy
    7 years ago

    If you treat it like a pussy, would that make it a purrito?

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  • McBean
    7 years ago

    Go ahead and fuck it. Let us know how it works out for you.

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  • Kill_All_Perverts
    7 years ago

    Stick your dick in a wood chipper, freak fuck.

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  • Jacob_Zuma_783
    7 years ago

    Most guys fuck warm burritos. Nothing to worry about.

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  • strangethingshappen
    7 years ago

    Stick your dick in a blender and see what happens ;)

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  • paulthepoes
    7 years ago

    First rub some Chilli`s on your Dick, that will keep things hot!

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  • RandyRascal
    7 years ago

    I'd rather fuck a cherry pie any day.

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  • atimeortwo
    6 years ago

    Normal if you are Mexican. Are you Mexican? If not you should probably find something more appropriate.

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  • ojimpu
    6 years ago

    I laughed I think it's normal haha

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  • MissKira
    7 years ago

    if i had a penis I would probably try it too

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  • Julian133
    7 years ago

    Don't let the burrito crack and spew burrito crumbs all over your dick as they might just end up fucking you...up.

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  • Bigbone
    7 years ago

    Add a little hot sauce to spice things up.

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  • xfg43
    7 years ago

    Already tried it while I was working at Taco Bell. Not enough friction with all the gooey stuff in there.

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    • Lilwhiteguy
      7 years ago

      Did you sell that burritto?

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      • xfg43
        7 years ago

        Yeah. No jizz, so no risk. Had to pick out some pubes though.

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  • CreamPuffs
    7 years ago

    That's not normal whatsoever, gross.

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