Is it normal that i want to eat human meat?

Meat is meat. I like organic and healthy meat, so i try to stay away from commercial meat. Is it normal that I want to eat a healthy vegan person after they die?

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Based on 129 votes (24 yes)
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  • linchpin

    Nope. That's cannibalism. I can't call cannibalism normal.

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  • Ilovewinter12

    All these posts about cannibalism is starting to worry me.

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    • Couman

      Waste not, want not. Stay away from the brains though. Kuru isn't fun (or so I hear).

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  • Tommythecat.

    Not normal.

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    • Don't let him eat us we are cats!

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  • smallboobies:(

    Pretty sure that isn't normal...

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  • Energy

    No chemicals, but diseases

    In general, cannibalism is a bad idea because whatever killed the person you're eating might also kill you. There are a lot of species-specific parasites and germs, so you're more at risk of these from eating a cow than from eating a human. Apes are actually nearly as dangerous, since they're so similar to us, and a lot of diseases that affect them also affect us.

    The story you heard is probably about "kuru", the laughing sickness. It's similar to mad cow disease, and probably has a similar cause. Like mad cow, it mostly concentrates in the brain, so you probably won't get it if you avoid the brain and spinal cord. Besides, kuru is rare out side of certain parts of Africa.

    The hamstring muscles are large and obvious, but they're also going to be tough, because they receive so much use. It corresponds to the chuck and rump cuts on a cow. Then again, the cuts corresponding to the tender loin muscles are also going to be tough in a human, since they do all the work of keeping us vertical. (Cows don't work those muscles as hard since they go on all fours.)

    So you'd want to go with a braise, which is also better for keeping down parasites. That will tend to kill off whatever bugs were affecting your victim.

    It's still not a good idea, for legal reasons if nothing else.

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    • chase_that_feeling

      It's not illegal in New South Wales :D
      ... Just frowned upon

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  • Shnaz

    You need to be actively involved. That includes killing the person first then skinning them. If you do it the easy way you are just a no good pussy.

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  • richardbturgid

    In most families, people sing "mama's little baby likes shortnin' shortnin' mama's little baby likes shortnin' bread"

    In your family I guess you sing "mama's little baby likes human human mama's little baby likes human meat"

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  • ThatCreepyWhiteGuy

    If you are what you eat, and you want to stay human, you must become a cannibal.

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  • RomeoDeMontague

    Well I am not vegan. So I guess I am off the hook. Its not normal but apparently my kind are not on your menu. God damn us McDonald munching unnatural carnivores.

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    • Unnatural? Haha...methinks not so much. We're omnivores. Our digestive tract is too short for vegan diets. It can be overcome...somewhat with great effort, but abstaining from meat is unnatural for humans.

      ...though McDonalds isn't exactly natural either...

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  • BlackPanda

    meat is meat,
    everybody would eat a human meat if we told them it's animal's,
    so it's normal, I would let you eat some of me when i die

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    • Thank You Black Panda!!! But you would have to detox your system before I eat you.

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  • yes but suck don't chew ;D

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  • WiseNut

    Hey, food is food.

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  • Hugh*Janus

    I'd like to eat human organs (namely brain, liver and kidney) but not flesh.

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  • Well...you could always abstain from meat for awhile, cut your own fingers off and try it.

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    • That was voted down, but why wouldn't that be an option? If I said toes would it have been less offensive? lol

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  • loopoo

    As a vegetarian I would have no problem eating a human.

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    • Something tells me that that's exactly the response OP was looking for.

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      • loopoo

        But unlike them wanting to eat a 'healthy vegan person' I would like to eat a chubby meat eater

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        • ...therein becoming a meat eater yourself.

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  • "after they die" No not normal. "Before they die" normal.

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  • Crazy-guy

    help!!!! Cannibal on board....

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  • tomboycat

    its soo not normal, thats cannibalism. Are you a cannibal? If you are, you would have eaten your parents already.

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    • Just a fantasy. I'm not worried about what term people choose to describe it. Humans are animals. Humans eat animals.

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  • peoplearewatching

    i sing songs in the dark

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    • ThatCreepyWhiteGuy

      so do I

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  • peoplearewatching

    Does a tree really consider the clouds to be a shade of pencil?

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    • ThatCreepyWhiteGuy

      The tree in front of my house does

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  • Shugaboom

    Not at all

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  • dannynuker

    you want beef or chicken meat? we are all out of breast meat what would you like to drink?? human piss maybe?

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  • abear

    Uhmm..In my opinion , i think the best option has to be therapy or counseling because even the thought is not normal and could lead into something bad one day.

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  • No.

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  • In the Movie SALO, old movie, They have a shit feast that grossed me out!

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  • gummy_jr

    Oh... *sigh of relief*

    You scared me for a second there.

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