Is it normal that i want to cheat the government (read the details)?

How exactly are you going to file taxes jointly with someone elses "spouse"? How are you going to figure out how to benefit from contributing to your "spouses" IRAs. How are you going to share employer benefits? How are you going to get marriage discounts? What happens if one of the spouses ruins the others credit score? How is combining income going to benefit you with loans? And what happens when one of you breaks up? What happens if you do better in finances and this couple wants to back stab you and take half of your money (or vice versa)? or if this whole shenanigan is brought to light in divorce court? How are you going to deal with beneficiaries? What happens if you are audited similar to the movie "I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry"? What happens when a disgruntled homophobe finds out and tells the police? The government doesn't look too kindly on people who illegally cheat the system. I've only listed a few of the many reasons why this is a terrible idea, and way more trouble than it is worth.

Everyone's too drunk or retarded in New Orleans to notice.

Why do you feel you need to get married? It doesn't prove a thing.

Before I can answer this, I will need the following info on all 4 people involved...

Full names

Addresses

SSNs

I don't know why and I don't have a reason to back up my feeling but this whole thing doesn't seem right.

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or real..

Why bother?

Sounds pretty dumb to me, and I really can't see what the benefit to you, your girlfriend or your best friends would be.

This is really silly, as Davesumba pointed out you are going to make things excrutiatingly complicated.
Not to mention when one of the four of you either starts making A lot more, or worse a lot less money. Taxes will be nightmare.

Then there marital property. What about when 1 of the 4 decides they are out of the relationship.

You really are not gaining a whole hell of a lot here.

Go get a civil union to get tax and property benefits.

This will not end well.

-Pantz

The way I see it is, you aren't cheating the goverment because the way you explained how you are going to go about it sounds legal in every way. I also think that the goverment is cheating all the gays, lesbians, and us the bisexuals by not allowing same sex marrige. So I say fuck the goverment and go for it.

They're cheating you by making it illegal to live your life how you want, so yeah, sounds like a great idea.

Do it GIRL! live in WA and I voted YES for gay marriage in my state, and I'm straight!

wow what a strange wedding that would be. two people who don't love each other

no, your ok, im not gay but, when is it ok for the government to say who you can marry, i mean mormons have multiple spouses and no one gives a damn. im happy you found someone you love.

Get married in a state that supports gay marriage and then go back to Louisiana?

Bet you're a paki

Omg its a frog dl dl dl dl sabotage.

Sounds awesome. Yeah fuck the government. Do it.

Do it! Gay marriage should not be illegal

It is called fraud and it is illegal. Yes people do this but unless you want to risk having the IRS on your ass I would advise against it. Trust me you do not want the government after your ass.

It's all stovepipes and napkin juice til somebody breaks a leg. N'ooome sayin'?

Lol too much hassle, don't try and pretend that once you get married you'll be rolling around in money.

That's some sneaky shit

Do it and do not tell a soul.

I'm not sure this would actually be considered illegal. How do you figure it would be?

The Government is already cheating you. The Government is cheating us.

What is 'a government'?

*rolls eyes* grow the fuck up

Do it out of protest I mean show you won't stand for the corporate zombification and Demi lovato Gestapo that's taking over the nation. Sly finger and the fact that lost her virginity to bill clinto angered the bushes and obamas and now you let them get away with it??