Is it normal that i want to bring bacon into the bedroom?

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I'm not sure whether or not I should tell my girlfriend about my obsession with bacon. I just love the taste, the smell, and how manly it makes me feel. I've been thinking about asking her if she will let me eat bacon off of her genitals. I just feel that it will enhance my sexual pleasure and help me achieve a full orgasm. I haven't been able to achieve that so far in our relationship, and I think this will bring us to a new level. What should i do?

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  • anti-hero
    11 years ago

    Bacon is a part of a dead animal. To sexualize it is not only beastality, but also necrophillia.

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    Then pork your woman in the kitchen instead. It may be easier to introduce the bacon while in its natural habitat.

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    • shuggy-chan
      11 years ago

      I just spit my food out.... haha natural habitat

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  • shuggy-chan
    11 years ago

    U should slap bacon on her puss and eat her out, then fry her lips like bacon and eat those puppies

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    • gummy_jr
      11 years ago

      BAHAHA tell me how it goes

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  • beachbum123
    11 years ago

    I prefer to use sniz instead. Thanks for the suggestion, though.

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  • Jeaneathean
    11 years ago

    Why can't you just use trifle like everybody else?

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  • gummy_jr
    11 years ago

    Well youre not as strange as me... I ate hot ramen off of my girlfriend. Not fun for her but fun for me :P

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  • beachbum123
    11 years ago

    Yes, I know. The thing is, I especially enjoy the crispiness, so I don't think the lube would give the same experience.

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  • wigsplitz
    11 years ago

    They actually make a bacon flavored sex lube.

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    • shuggy-chan
      11 years ago

      I like how u know this

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      • wigsplitz
        11 years ago

        Actually I saw it on Tosh.0!

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        • shuggy-chan
          11 years ago

          And then bought a bottle

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          • wigsplitz
            11 years ago

            Come on over for a BLT...bacon lubed titties!

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            • shuggy-chan
              11 years ago

              No thanks, I'm vegetarian thanks thou

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