Is it normal that i want to be ironman?

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Lately I have been dreaming about being ironman from the 3rd movie, and I'm not really all that into the comics, or dressing up like him like some people do, I don't want to be Tony from the movie, I think that I just want to have a sort of 'shell' because I am not a super social guy, but I think that it is because I want to hide behind something because of what people will think of me. I mean, I want to someday develop a suit like the one in the movie, so I can make a difference in the world, but I'm 'trapped' in this vision of me being like him. So, is it normal that I am unsociable because I want to develop and make plans for changing the world through an invention like an ironman suit?

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  • Holzman67
    10 years ago | pl

    I was ironman last night although it involved an ironing board and a stack of clothes so it was nowhere near as exciting.

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    • GuessWho
      10 years ago

      I was ironman this morning then, but I only ironed 2 pieces of clothing, so you may have made a bigger difference in the world.

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      • Geneva5
        10 years ago

        Be honest - that was yr day dream while cooking fries at the truck stop after your hand job work for the day.

        Atleast they let you sleep in the bin.

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        • GuessWho
          10 years ago

          Nah. I was in a rush for a flight and ironing more clothes than what I needed to wear would've made me late.

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      • Holzman67
        10 years ago

        I was defeated by the forces of boredom. There will be no sequel.

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        • Geneva5
          10 years ago

          That's because your potential for epic fuckitism is second to none.

          I know because I am the real iron man.

          Hope yr swallow wrist recovers soon.

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    • Geneva5
      10 years ago

      Atleast your honesty will possibly spare you from my iron cock dick ray.

      What are you like at making bacon and eggs - I am currently short listing breakfast kitchen hands.

      Let me know if your interested ?

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    • mark39GEMINI
      10 years ago

      Ha!

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  • megadriver
    9 years ago

    Ah so you just want an ironman suit... Good, for a second I thought, who would want to be a guy that has a blinking blue reactor in his chest.
    Also if you happen happen to make one, try to avoid running into business ventures of mine, in case I happen to do more than honest work XD XD
    Yachts don't pay themselves y'know... XD

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  • Santoz
    9 years ago

    Jesus, after reading this, I have one thing to say. I AM IRON MAN. I'll beat all of you with my Super Hard Iron Cock Cannon!

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  • Geneva5
    10 years ago

    I think you want to bum ironman deep. Like hot lubed fisting and possibly costume shitting.

    I heard he was working on a new suit with 40 dildos attached - some with missiles attached, for anal ripping fun times.

    Did you finish your suit with the robotic hand job device. The blue prints looked hottt !

    I think you are actually ironman are you not - I had a psychic vision we would make contact thru a chance online meeting.

    I am so fucking psychic it's purely gangsta !

    Do you still use anal tampons ?

    May the lord baby Jesus look down on you with pride.

    $3

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  • Stifler
    10 years ago

    Saw iron man 3 trailer...Is he telekinetic now?

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    • Geneva5
      10 years ago

      No it's just his giant cock.

      May the lord bless you.

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      • Stifler
        10 years ago

        Makes sense.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    Tony has no shell. He can no longer hide behind the mask and suit because he came out. He is the first celebrity hero which is a bad idea because his lived ones can be targeted by his enemies, if he makes a mistake there could be a huge public backlash against him,etc.

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    • Geneva5
      10 years ago

      You're reading to much into it.

      Iron man can do whatever the Fuck he wants.

      If the public disapprove they will be punished with his giant iron dick laser with death ray up grade. And possibly exposed to extreme fart inhalation torture.

      You better watch your back - talkin shit like that bout iron man.

      You must be trippin.

      Ps: I am iron man !

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago

        You sir think everyone is tripping up a storm when in fact they aren't.

        #3 sounds quite tantalizing! Oh my, you really should considered the side of Villainy.

        PS: I'm better because I'm so mysterious and I can melt into the shadows.

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        • Geneva5
          10 years ago

          Tripping ?

          Now you wana talk big to the real iron man !

          That's fkn tripping !

          You sir will surely die from extreme silent fart inhalation.

          I would not even waste my dick ray on you.

          Enjoy the shadows - you can not hide forever !

          PS: I am also a werewolf.

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  • Nephew7
    10 years ago

    Bitches be like "youre a machine" smh

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    • Sog
      10 years ago

      Yeah but what until that metal cod piece opens up and Iron Man whips out his Iron Cock!

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      • Geneva5
        10 years ago

        Exactly what I'm talkin bout.

        Massive iron cock jammed in your ass making the nation proud.

        Epic cock

        Epic win

        $4

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    • Geneva5
      10 years ago

      Bitches be like " let me jump on that iron death ray laser cock " 24/7 365

      That's my Nigga !

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      • robbieforgotpw
        10 years ago

        Can he walk at all or if he moves will he fall?

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        • Geneva5
          10 years ago

          Besides his death ray equipped iron cock - he has super psychic balancing powers. Also his nuts are inflatable to aid with balancing in case the robotic stablisers malfunction. Giant iron cock

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  • RomeoDeMontague
    10 years ago

    Yeah he has got it made. He became a owner of a large corporation when his father died. He is rich and has been most of his life. He is brilliant and knows a lot about mechanics. He could get any women he wants.He was a player before he hooked up with his beautiful assistant pepper. No matter how much he screws up and goofs off someone always covers for his ass. Since if they don't it makes the company and everyone else LOOK BAD! He even gets to be the super hero and idol for an entire country spreading patriotism with his tight pantie dancers. HELL YES ITS NORMAL!

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  • KaffeInjection
    10 years ago

    Noooo.... Why Ironman?..

    What about Silver surfer!......................... FUC KYEAH

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    • Geneva5
      10 years ago

      Because Silver Surfer is an obvious faget.

      I thought everyone knew that !

      Please sell your Internet and continue on.

      Ps : I know werewolves !

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    • Stifler
      10 years ago

      Ya >.> running around in public covered in paint with a massive erection. Very fun.

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      • Geneva5
        10 years ago

        A massive iron cock erection.

        Uses a drain as a glory hole.

        Psychic warrior !

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        • Stifler
          10 years ago

          I was talking about silver surfer .-.

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  • SangoNyappy
    10 years ago

    Oh yes me too. I wanna be a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist an have badass suit.

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    • Geneva5
      10 years ago

      Hate to disappoint you Sango,

      But this will never happen to you.

      You can no longer obtain the blue prints - I destroyed them for the good of our one and only lord Jesus Christ.

      My bet is low level IT management at best - most likely pinnacle will be team leader of a help desk.

      I could put in a good word for you at the plastics factory I own and you could become a fart inhaler moulding worker if you like ?

      Let me know.

      Ps: I am a wizard

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      • SangoNyappy
        10 years ago

        what
        why is everyone on this site high

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        • Geneva5
          10 years ago

          Probably only you Sango -

          Are you on break from drive thru - maybe jack some smack straight into yr ball sack it feels great and improves customer experience.

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  • bodazzy
    10 years ago

    I can help you build a similar suit :-D

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    • Geneva5
      10 years ago

      Obviously you failed epically -

      Did the iron cock death ray mutilate yr ball bag ?

      Not an easy circuit to perfect.

      Hope you recover soon and that you are not wheelchair boing forever.

      Is the colostomy bag still leaking ?

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    • Geneva5
      10 years ago

      Only cos I gave you the blue prints for that meth. How did your build go ?

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  • zebraprintedroses
    10 years ago

    Who wouldn't want to be Ironman?

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    • Geneva5
      10 years ago

      Cos he has a massive set of ball bag - and a cock like a steel dinosaur !

      Makes mad bank -

      Gets bitches -

      Chills large.

      Gay orgy

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  • handsignals
    10 years ago

    I would be Professor Chaos and kick your ass.

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    • Terence_the_viking
      10 years ago

      I'd like to shit on your parade too.

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      • Geneva5
        10 years ago

        Just shit in a mc Donald's wrapper and post it to me and I will make a finger painting on my car with it.

        What you reckon ?

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    • Geneva5
      10 years ago

      The only ass you kicked was when Mario kart glitches. That was the peak of your existence.

      You will be Prof chaos's dick sucking assistant and tissue holder - maybe you will move up to ass sucking instructor at his private academy ? That would be a step up - not all hope is lost yet.

      I AM IRONMAN !

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    • Geneva5
      10 years ago

      Prof Chaos is a massive Faget.

      Everyone knows this and that you want to suck him off.

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      • handsignals
        10 years ago

        Prof Chaos only sucks off one man an that's General Disarray. Fuck you Brah!

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        • Geneva5
          10 years ago

          Btw- Fuck you to brah

          I am inviting you to an iron cock jousting match.

          The question is do you have the balls ???

          DICK WIZARD

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        • Geneva5
          10 years ago

          I don't even know who prof chaos is -
          But I do know that he sucks dicks for cash at truck stops.

          Sometimes he even gives freebies !!!

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          • handsignals
            10 years ago

            You have discovered my secret, my super powers are fueled by the splooge from truckers. Now you must die.

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            • Geneva5
              10 years ago

              Your secret could not stay safe forever. Trucker Jizz gut power.

              What do your farts smell like ?

              You will never kill me - my giant iron cock laser with death ray upgrade will bake your jizz gut into an asteroid, and you will be banished into space forever.

              Ps: don't forget I am a wizard - you have been warned.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    10 years ago

    Fuck yeah me too.

    That first moment he was flying in the movie it was like i was flying too.

    When i had a car i'd drive at night with that flight music on repeat and it felt good.

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    • Geneva5
      10 years ago

      Now you live in a bin and smoke meth -

      You still doing hand jobs in the toilets of that truck stop for $2 ?

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