Is it normal that i want to be apprehended and arrested in public

I want to be caught by store security, store owners/managers or members of the public for committing a crime like stealing, defacing property(writing something sexual in a book at a book store), tagging with sex and swear words on the outside wall of an apartment building or other wall and caught in the act. Scenerios would be an older and strong man in his late 60's catches me stealing in a retail store, has a security jacket on, says come with me and takes me by my arm quickly to the back of the store and to his office while I am begging and pleading to no avail, desperately try to give him money and beg him to let me go, he calls the police and I am removed from the store in handcuffs, frightened and red faced while everyone watches), I am in a book store in an aisle writing dirty sex thoughts in the book for unsuspecting customers and a store lady comes around and sees what I am doing and immediately yells, What are you doing, grabs the book and reads the filthy words, I stare at the floor in complete shame, red faced and very afraid of what is going to happen. She says that is disgusting and you come with me right now buster, you are getting it good, she pulls me hard by my shirt sleeve and I am very quickly taken the back of the store and into a back room office, begging, bawling and pleading. I desperately pull out money and offer to pay a major fine but she is so angry and disgusted, that she says no way, you are going straight to jail. I squirm on the chair, put my two hands together and do a begging and pleading jesture while crying and promising not to do it again, but she calls the police and they remove me from the store in handcuffs for all to see, I am caught writing on the wall and a middle aged manager sees me and runs over and yells so you are the tagger(have done it before)and now you have been caught, he aggressively takes me by the scruff of my neck, I yell no, no, let me go please sir and resist hard so he bends me over and puts me over his shoulder with ass in the air and takes me into his apartment office with my bare feet desperately kicking in the air, the police are called and I am taken away in hand cuffs and bare feet and put in jail.