Is it normal that i want to be a human platter

I've read about girls that lie still in restaurants completely naked and have their body adorned with japanese food. People then eat off them as if a human platter. The person must remain totally still and say nothing. The very idea of this i find very exciting. Is this normal?

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Based on 84 votes (48 yes)
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Comments ( 18 )
  • Jweezee

    Excuse me waiter...there's a vagina in my food.

    Oh, look honey they have pepparoni slices.....oh, nevermind.

    I'll have the breast meat.

    Wow, this place has exotic wild game...they serve beaver, oh and it's cooked rare, still pink in the middle.

    Really, there are a lot worse jobs you could have. I don't really see the appeal but i've heard of a lot stranger shit on this site. And it wouldn't hurt you or anybody else so knock yourself out. As far as being normal as in a lot of people doing it or have done it or want to do it, meh.......not really.

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    • Comments should have been closed after this one. I dont want to be disrespectful to the other commenters, but I defy anyone to top this.

      Hilarious.

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      • bigtoy

        Seconded!

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      • Jweezee

        Thanks. Tis an honor coming from a funny ass dude himself.

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  • bigtoy

    Before we vote we need to know if you are male or female! Personally, I wouldn't eat sushi with a sausage in it.

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    • blaster

      good point.

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    • Jweezee

      Amen. Haha

      Still thinking about some reasons why a lot of u.s. sports didn't export to south america (or some other areas) by the way.

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      • bigtoy

        Hi there, bro!

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  • Captain_Kegstand

    Lolz I wonder how pubic hair fits into the whole human platter thing. Waiter, there's a hair in my food!

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  • Justsomejerk

    You can be human or a platypus, not both. Choose wisely.

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  • mrbrownfinger6

    The closest I ever got to this was a line of coke off my wifes ass

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  • jmr1029

    My wife has been wanting to do this for a long time. She gets so turned on by the thought of lying there naked covered in food and having complete strangers eating the food of her body. We have done it a home with some friends but she now wants to go to the next stage and do it in public in a restaurant, the thought of all those people eating off her and then seeing her naked body is a big turn on for her.

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  • MangoTango

    Not normal. Feels like a Bacchic festival. You need an old Roman or Greek theme to this atmosphere. Hmmmm. But, I'm not eating any food that's on you. Everyone else can help themselves. I'm also envisioning Thailand for some reason.

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  • ShadowBlade

    I always wanted to do that too :D

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  • Wambo37

    sounds hot :D if i was one of those "girls" id do it XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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  • Subfinmatic

    I had something funny to say but after reading Jweezee's comment I can't remember.

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  • Avant-Garde

    If you're comfortable about it then go for it, but make sure you're extremely clean and disease/infection free. Be like a mannequin and don't even have gas if you can help it. That will most likely ruin the dinning experience.

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  • blaster

    Hmm , me too . Wouldn't wanna share her with everyone else tho.

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