Is it normal that i want to be a fish?

Ever since I was a child, I would tie my legs up and swim on my carpet. I would be a big, beautiful fish with a hula skirt and corn rows in my fish hair. I still pretend to be a fish to this day, and I ever so much want to be a hula fish with corn rows. Is it normal to have this dream? If so, how can I achieve it?

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  • Shackleford96

    I grilled some fish earlier today...

    They were delicious :)

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  • Emma27

    Yes, because a fish always seems to have an easy, relaxing life but in reality they don't with all the sharks and penguins and other predators around.

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  • fuckthisfuckingnamebullshit

    Did you wath shark tale? Lmao wasnt there a fish that was soppost to be a black chick with a hula skirt type thing? Haa thats dope

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  • Q8i_girl

    well...lol if i had two options wether a fish or a mermaid lol i would have picked the mermaid. besides i don't think you could change but since u asked this question i think u might be at a young age though but as u get older u start to loose interest and start appreciating ur human ......

    or i think u use to be a fish in ur past life hmmm or some shaman spiritual guide

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  • MRmr

    Well you already think like a fish with your 5 second memory span

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  • Lomns

    how can you achieve it? I see that this site has a bunch of nut cases.

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    • K16124

      Why do you think the sane people come on here? Best way to get some laughs.

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      • Lomns

        yeah I agree lmfao. so glad I found this site

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  • alv1592

    Oil yourself up and swim in the ocean! :)

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  • wigsplitz

    You should see the 'Fish Sticks' episode by South Park!!

    AND....there's a movie called 'Spalsh' from the 80's, I used to be obsessesed with it. I believe it stars Daryl Hannah and Tom Hanks, it's a great movie. Highly recommend it!!

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  • Frosties

    I've always wanted to be an African Fish Eagle. If we both get our wish, I'm guessing I'm never going to be on your Christmas card list.

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  • squeallikeasacofpigs

    Why dont you shut up

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  • TerryVie

    totally normal, you need gills though.
    Dr. Nick Riviera is famous for doing the necessary surgery.
    He did it for Mel Gibson before he filmed Waterworld.

    Give it a go, it's only a start, but the biosculpting can come later.

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  • suckonthis9

    Maybe you are exhibiting traits from an early ancestor.
    In the Devonian Period we were creatures in the Sarcopterygii Class, much like a modern Lungfish (Dipnoi Subclass).

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