Is it normal that i want to bang an animal?

I have an insane urge to have sex with an animal. Not just, like, a dog or a sheep, but ferrets and horses and ducks and cats and monitor lizards. I want to give as well as receive, too.

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Based on 34 votes (17 yes)
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Comments ( 22 )
  • anti-hero

    Go get a blow job from a shark.

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    • NotStrangeBird

      I think the OP should try to fuck a wolverine or maybe a grizzly bear.

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      • anti-hero

        I agree.

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    • DolphinAngel

      Nah... Sharks are gay!

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      • anti-hero

        You are gay.

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        • DolphinAngel

          I consider myself straight^^

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          • anti-hero

            Then stop denigrating the sharks and questioning their sexuality. This hypothetical shark did nothing to you.

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  • DADNSCAL

    It's definitely not normal and illegal in most states.

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    • DolphinAngel

      In 17 it is not illegal...

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  • dirtybirdy

    Ya I always wanted to fuck a cockroach.

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    • NotStrangeBird

      But you couldn't resist eating them first, right?

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      • dirtybirdy

        Only the lucky ones.

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        • NotStrangeBird

          Your talent at sucking cock(roach) is legendary from Bayonne to AC.

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          • dirtybirdy

            Maybe you'll find out :o

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  • Avant-Garde

    Some of these animals would rip you to shreds. Not normal!

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  • DolphinAngel

    Having that kind of urge is not normal and you can and will hurt animals on your list by doing so...

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  • GreyWulfen

    It's called bestiality.

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  • sega31098

    The horses' penises will tear you open.

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  • coolio75650932

    A human/horse hybrid...seems legit.

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  • Phycokitty

    i wish i had a penis

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