Is it normal that i want someone to intrude into my house.

Whenever I am home alone I wish some intruder will break in and I'll fight him. May be because it would be right from my side, and I wouldn't have to answer to no one.

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  • what would you get outa doing this just what and the dumb police will only come when you say theirs a gun or he has a gun then they'll be right over in a flash

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  • Thereisnogod

    Me too. After all the preparation mentally one can do its only right to get to use it one day. I always think I'll go straight for the shotgun and grab a shell cock and lock it and run out and scare the shit out of em

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  • Dozis

    (shining gun)
    what? I must think about my own safety!
    What? I cut out the middle man.. I disintermendiate.
    This is a very dangerous neighbourhood and I need to be ready to defend myself from eventual,badly intentioned folks! I also rig my maindoor every night with highly volatile explosives. Just in case someone tries breaking in. The door would kind of explode on him. Like: BOOM!
    I sleep with a 44 magnum under my pillow.
    Why all this you would ask yourselves? Because the police hangs up on me whenever I give them a call for help or the report something! Like, my neighbour the other day started bulling me for no particular reason. Said he did not like me staring at him, but I really was looking everywhere. I just happened to look at him a bit longer because I couldn't figure out what he was doing.
    If I didn't grab my gun scaring the crap out of my wife who faked a police call scaring the crap out of him and forcing him to leave, it would have ended with a killing spree. Seriously I would have blown his head off. He was most likely drunk and on cocaine, so... self defense allegations would have held in court just perfect.
    (shining gun)What? these are very dangerous people here! This is a warzone! Damn I wish somebody broke into my house today. (rigging the door)
    Goodnight!

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    • nobleserpent

      Dude you're fucking nutters.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    Depends on where you live.

    Not all states support the "Castle Doctrine".

    Some states say you have to retreat one room and / or call the cops and wait to be rescued. Even though many departments won't send police until the afterwards

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    • Alison89

      This is true! Someone breaking into your house doesn't give you free license to beat the crap out of him.

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      • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

        Exactly.

        Castle doctrine only says you can defend your home from intrusion (and some states include your car for defense against muggings / car jackings).

        it doesn't specifically say "you can beat the crap out of them". excessive force may still land you in trouble even with Castle on your side.

        Learn the phrase "Neutralize the target" :-)

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  • Jweezee

    You'de be right.........dead right.

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