Is it normal that i want a pet vampire?

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I always imagine myself with a beautiful, pet vampire. I keep him chained up or locked in a room so that he can't wreak about the town. I feed him people that I don't like or blood that I've stolen from the hospital. Although he is stronger than me, I have him well trained so that he doesn't attack me. He hardly ever walks but usually crawls around unless he is in bat form. He never talks, only hisses, and he claws at peopleand shows his fangs whenever he threatens. Most people don't know about my pet vampire until I show him to them, and usually those are the victims. I want a pet vampire. Is this normal?

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Based on 68 votes (18 yes)
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  • Mason556
    11 years ago

    Weirdly would be up for it and I'd be the victom hmm wierd

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    "I feed him people"

    It eats people?

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    • KeddersPrincess
      11 years ago

      Yes...of course:)

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        A cannipire?

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  • shadowqueen
    10 years ago

    i have a pet zombie....

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    11 years ago

    I meant to say wreak *havoc about the town.

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  • KaffeInjection
    10 years ago

    Are you fat?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      700 pounds.

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  • AwkwardlyMe
    11 years ago

    i think that would be a cute idea, but even if it was possible, i doubt it would work though.

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  • abominus566
    11 years ago

    if you could find one i would be impressed

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    • KeddersPrincess
      11 years ago

      I hear they sell them at Walmart.

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      • abominus566
        11 years ago

        Uh...well that's not what I meant but if that makes you happy, go to walmart

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        • KeddersPrincess
          11 years ago

          I...I was just joking.

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          • abominus566
            11 years ago

            if you say so,i have seen some pretty amazing things to let you know its not as fictional as you think. movies arent real. but certain things in legend are as real as the trees in your yard

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  • alv1592
    11 years ago

    Get a pet bat and watch it slowly turn into a vamp.

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  • AssBurgers
    11 years ago

    You can't tame Vampires and they don't eat either.

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    • KeddersPrincess
      11 years ago

      *feed. I'll keep him chained up.

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