Is it normal that i want a cat because i don't want/or can get a girl?

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I want a cat because I am anti-social and have hikimori syndrome,and far from normal.I am pretty smart but i want a cat to love and for her to love me back Sexually and regularly(yes i am a guy,just if you didn't know).I want a cat so i can have a companion and lover.
(Oh i'm also a Super OTAKU) :)

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Based on 19 votes (8 yes)
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  • Shrunk
    9 years ago

    OP is Jon Arbuckel

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    • seekelp
      9 years ago

      I don't think that he and Garfield ever banged, but I'm no expert.

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      • Shrunk
        9 years ago

        Not on screen (panel?), of course

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    I suppose if you self diagnose yourself with hikikomori (it does not seem to be a syndrome, by the way), it wouldn't hurt to learn to spell it right.
    I also suppose your problem with girls is that if your prick is small enough to have sex with a cat, then all the girls have laughed at you when you tried to have sex with them.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    It's normal to want a pet for companionship, but not for sex.

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  • RainbowDischarge
    9 years ago

    Wtf is hikimori syndrome and wtf is otaku? What if the cat claws your dick to death?

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    • RoseIsabella
      9 years ago

      God, I would hope it would claw him up badly!
      ;-)

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  • eastbeast
    9 years ago

    For fucks sake dinky dick don't shag a cat.

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  • Arm0se
    9 years ago

    "A cat is fine too" OP should get the reference.

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  • Rihyae
    9 years ago

    Don't have sex with or hurt the cat.

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  • pixie44
    9 years ago

    That would be considered animal abuse.. so no please don't get a cat you sick fuck.

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