Is it normal that i use a loaf of bread for masterbation

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Sometimes when I go to the bakery the smell turns me on so much I have to buy a loaf of bread for the obvious

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Based on 6 votes (3 yes)
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  • dirtybirdy
    6 years ago

    Well, butter my buns, this is a new one. I suppose you loaf about afterwards? Let's give a toast with whiskey and rye regardless...

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  • SpookyPancake
    6 years ago

    No. You will have breadcrumbs inside you and birds will follow you everywhere

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  • hj7654
    6 years ago

    Completely normal. Who doesn't get a massive boner at the smell of fresh baked bread?

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  • Lynn009
    6 years ago

    men will fuck mud. Literally.

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    • Lynn009
      6 years ago

      any possible receptacle (and many impossible ones) you can think of, someone has tried to put their dick in it

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      • Kevinevan
        6 years ago

        How do you know OP is a man? it could be a chick shoving a loaf up her cunt.

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  • MarimbaKigra
    6 years ago

    Well... When you think you've heard it all...
    Sounds normal enough to me, just don't make any bread babies.

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