Is it normal that i took a shit while trying to throw-up?

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New years eve, getting real shitfaced here. So I went to the restroom and feeling really dizzy, I throw up like 2 times all over the place, and on the last bawl praying to the porcelean gods, in the midist of trying to throw up, I feel my back end burning and before I knew it a took a nasty wet crap on myself. Like I was trying to squeeze it in but it's like my throwup decided to come out the back. Has anyone else ever expirienced this or heard about it? Opinions anyone?

Never happened to me. 3
Yes it has happened to me. 7
No, but I have heard of it (explain?) 4
No your weird. 1
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  • wigsplitz
    12 years ago

    Yes, haha.

    It's completely normal, why do you think they tell you to squat and cough when you go to jail?? So they can make sure you don't have anything hidden up your ass. Something about the upwards force of the cough (or barf) muscles cause the release (or relaxation) of the sphincter (he he, sphincter..lol).

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  • rin
    12 years ago

    I might have done number 1, 2 and thrown up at the same time.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    12 years ago

    not surprised. your body pushes other things out when you're thowing up

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  • Jweezee
    12 years ago

    What a way to bring in the new year, puking with your head in a toilet bowl wearing freshly shit pants. God that must have sucked

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  • yojojo12
    11 years ago

    That's called Gastroenteritis, another thing that can cause that is mild Food Poising, When it happened to me, I put Diapers on because I totally lost control of my bowels even just going from lying down to sitting up i couldn't do with out pooing on myself. It lasted 2 and a half week's. and I threw up maybe 1 12th as many times as i pooped myself. For most of the first weak every time I threw up it was like the gate at the bottom of the Dam had been opened, the vomit would spew out so much that the bed would need changing, and i would poop so much that the diaper needed to be changed> I was to weak to change myself and was changed by my mum, and even given bed baths by my mum. The whole experience felt like I was someone with SMA ( Spinal Muscular Atrophy) since i couldn't move because I was to weak to move.

    I doubt your case will be / was as bad as mine was, but since the poop gets so watery and if you don't know when you are going to go even with the lightest change in internal pressure or body movement, then try the diapers. Since they absorb liquid, they will help a lot, and plus they insulate against temperature change, due the plastic on the outside of them. So they are quite comfortable even after you poop in them.

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  • oliveyou
    12 years ago

    Hahahahah omg, you need to drink less.

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