Is it normal that i think ventriloquist dummies are hot?

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i think ventriloquist dummies are hot. everything from their dull dead eyes to the way their weird little mouths move kinda turns me on. to me, slappy from goosebumps is a three course meal. my boyfriend kind of looks like a ventriloquist dummy which i just noticed recently (big eyes, full-ish lips). anyways, is this normal, or at least okay?? please comment also i want to know what you sickos think about this

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  • Bratz
    4 years ago

    Slappy got it going on

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  • Doesnormalmatter
    4 years ago

    This is extremely weird no doubt about it. I have no fucking idea why you think this and it is definently not normal. Something about me wonders if your trolling.

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    • smxlbo
      4 years ago

      i swear i wish i was trolling

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      • Doesnormalmatter
        4 years ago

        Well mate. It's weird as he'll and not normal, but theirs good news. Unless it becomes an obsession that interferes with the rest of your love life, and it doesn't get you hurt, which it really can't, than you are fine. It's weird as shit but not problematic, if you know what I mean mate?

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        • smxlbo
          4 years ago

          u know, i havent even thought abt that. i just kinda thought 'well, guess this is my fetish" when i first found out and i told my bf. ofc at first he was like tf but i brought it up again lately and apparently he's down for it :/ idk exactly how to make it work but since i might be able to it's not messing me up

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          • Doesnormalmatter
            4 years ago

            Good thinking mate! I would say, Its not the fetish that's bad, it's if you let the fetish take control. At least it's that way with my fetishes, things like incest, rape, asphyxiation, voyeurism, castration and others can be quite detrimental for obvious reasons. Just don't let it take you over.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    4 years ago

    ever heard the joke where yall takes a handfulla sawdust and start tossin it around and say 'whats this?'

    the punchline is that its howdy doody jerkin off

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    • shuggy-chan
      4 years ago

      I’m not sure how many people would know who howdy doody this day and age

      Do you only reason I think I know who he is, is because I read a bunch of old mad magazines from like the 60s

      And maybe there was a few comics from the 90s that had a fake Howdy Doody reference

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      • smxlbo
        4 years ago

        you already know i know who howdy doody is :/

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        • shuggy-chan
          4 years ago

          I mean thats fine, i was just struck by such a forgotten reference

          One that I forgot i knew till i read the name

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    • smxlbo
      4 years ago

      god damn

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  • spunkluvr
    4 years ago

    No, they're creepy.

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  • RoseIsabella
    4 years ago

    Oh, Hell no!

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  • IrishPotato
    4 years ago

    No

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