Is it normal that i think pigeons will take over the world?

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ok i know to some that pigeons are harmless creatures but in my eyes they're viscous little monsters with red eyes, bird flu and are plotting to take over the world!!cant u see? there getting braver and braver everyday! i used to be able to take one small step and they would fly off but now i have to run and shout like a mad man....and when they finally realise that they have a deadly disease which can spread, sure enough they will attack and grow bigger in size too!!
and in 10 years time we will be the ones scavenging for food and they will be above us throwing pieces of bread at us!!

ok i may have got carried away...

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  • dappled
    13 years ago

    Any creature whose head is somehow connected to its foot, in that it can't keep its head from moving when it walks, is surely not due to take over the world. However, I have a huge soft spot for pigeons. Any creature that likes us enough to trust us should be revered as I don't think we deserve that trust. I don't think we deserve dogs, either, and we should be damn thankful that any animal wants anything to do with us. Yay for the pigeons!

    Also, funny post. I liked it.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    flying rats

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    #7-1/2 12GA birdshot. Problem solved.

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  • RoseIsabella
    7 years ago

    I love pigeons!

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  • hellboy333
    13 years ago

    I wonder why people post stuff like this

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  • insanelynormal
    13 years ago

    Okay, how will realizing that they have a deadly disease make them grow in size? Surly they cannot control their growth to a certain extent. And pigeons do not have the brain capacity to understand that they can use their disease ridden bodies to affect us, their little pea brains cannot contain that kind of genius.

    I'm calling a fake. Either that or you're crazy.

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