Is it normal that i think i am gay?

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Hey guys. I was wondering if you thought i was gay, an incident happened. I told no one about it, except you guys. Well, I was at the club, and I accidentally pinched a guy's booty. It was so round and plump, I wanted to do it again. But I withdrew and refrained from any further action, though tempting it was, and I laid awake that night staring at my ceiling. When I closed my eyes all I could see was that guy's fanny.

I dont want to think that I am gay, but this might be my enlightening moment. Is this normal? I am ItDuz by the way

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago | pl

    Hey, you. If I am gay, this is the first I heard of it.

    Nice attempt, but I think you ruined it by acting out of character when playing as me.

    I don't use emoticons
    I despise clubs
    Fanny is an American term for ass, in which I am English.

    Next time, my friend. Although, I think I know who this may be. Due to being unable to debate with me, you try to use homosexuality as a form of shaming me, in which homosexuality is not a shameful thing.

    Lastly, I think I am bisexual, so you should of gone with that route.

    Any pointers you need for another try, PM me for them, cupcake.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      hey guys. ItDuz speaking here. Dismiss my earlier post above I was in denial and not able to clear my head. At any rate, I just wanted to assure all of you that I still very colorful indeed, very gay. The time has come for me to cease all negativity towards this bipolar shift I am constantly under battle with. I have this tendency to say one thing but change my mind the next minute.

      I want only positive, helpful feedback here. As i have said, this might be my enlightening moment:]

      :]

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        Aha. Oh, come on. Now it's just getting sad. We got the joke. We laughed. Pushing it further is just making you look like a fail troll.

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    • ltDuz
      8 years ago

      Thanks for the tips, old chap.

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    • iEatZombies_
      11 years ago

      Huh. I didn't even have to read the story. I saw 'think I'm gay' and 'ItDuz' and I thought 'troll'. Why did anyone fall for that?

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        Some people just can't put two and two together. Some people were skeptical about it, though. So no worries.

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    • shakalaka
      11 years ago

      Well done!!! So proud of you.

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  • dinz
    11 years ago

    Well you could be bi-curious at most or it could be an adrenaline rush when you did something that is perceived as risky.

    Have try you tried pinching a female butt (with permission) to see if you experience the same feelings?

    PS: Itduz if it's really you, a fanny is a woman's vagina in British and commonwealth English. Are you really him?

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    • charli.m
      11 years ago

      "PS: Itduz if it's really you, a fanny is a woman's vagina in British and commonwealth English. Are you really him? "

      This. And what Zombies said.

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        No, not me. The fact that they used the term 'fanny' to describe a man's backside is a clear indication.

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        • charli.m
          11 years ago

          Sorry was half asleep didn't make myself clear. Obviously not you for several reasons including the use of the term 'fanny'. And that you're not a moronic troll.

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    • iEatZombies_
      11 years ago

      The troll is not ItDuz.

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  • kyanviado
    11 years ago

    The real question is do you want to pound his ass with your rod than you are gay

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      I've seriously considered that a couple of times. I once stood outside this guy's house, undecided whether i should go in or not, though tempting it was, i refrained myself.

      Usually i enjoy a males companionship much more than a female (as females are another species alien to me in any rational way) but ive been wanting to explore more from a male.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    Do you feel gay do you want to butt sechs?

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    • iEatZombies_
      11 years ago

      The troll is not ItDuz.

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      • Terence_the_viking
        11 years ago

        Bonnie lass

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    • IzVodkaEvribady
      11 years ago

      NO. IT'S "BUTTSECKS". ONE WORD.

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      • Terence_the_viking
        11 years ago

        Nakes you druke?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      not necessarily. there was simply something so aesthetically pleasing about feeling a round plump flesh on my hand, i was suprised how soft it was from a male.

      does this mean i am gay?

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      • 1000yrVampireKing
        11 years ago

        Impostor!

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago

          How? Every statement I have made has been true in all its forms, how is this wrong to you?

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        maybe and maybe to the other soft ass

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      • Terence_the_viking
        11 years ago

        No i like to touch squishy bums too i love touching my wifes bum but it makes her feel funny.

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  • 1000yrVampireKing
    11 years ago

    This made my day. I do not know if it is gay but this is really funny!

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      I agree. Even though this wasn't me, I did chuckle quite a bit.

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      • 1000yrVampireKing
        11 years ago

        I know it was not you ItDuz.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago

          You know not of what you speak of. It is I ItDuz, DannyElf.

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          • [Old Memory]
            11 years ago

            Alright, calm down Shakespear. "Ye know not it be not be true that ye is thee ItDuz".

            You could be more convincing.

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            • braintrip
              10 years ago

              eh, let it have some fun lol

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  • iinspud
    11 years ago

    yea... YOUR GAY

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    • throat_cutter
      11 years ago

      he is VERY.

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  • throat_cutter
    11 years ago

    Dude, seriously? geez could you possibly get any gayer than that?

    First of all what were you doing at the club on the dance floor with a bunch of dudes?

    And most importantly, how in the hell do you accidentally PINCH a guys ass?

    hey man, you got some serious repressed desires buddy

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      Sorry, bud, this was not me. Someone trolled you.

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  • curiouskate101
    11 years ago

    Maybe you just like big ass. Try looking at a girl with one and if you don't find it appealing your problem gay

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    • iEatZombies_
      11 years ago

      The troll is not ItDuz.

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      • curiouskate101
        11 years ago

        how am i suppous to know who it is or not ? my first time hearing of ItDuz.

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        • iEatZombies_
          11 years ago

          You wouldn't. That's why I'm telling you now.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      A girl's ass?

      No thank you

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        girls asses are the best man

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      • curiouskate101
        11 years ago

        omg why would u even ask such a question. obviously u already know your gay..

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  • Imposturously_yours
    11 years ago

    ItDuz, you might be attracted to guys. But I don't think that a single incident would enlighten you about your sexuality.

    I'm, personally, still in a weird "closet", because there are some girls I find sexually arousing, but at the same time the idea of dating a woman does disgust me, eventually.

    So, the best advice I can give you -try dating guys. If you fall in love and it works for you... then, you're probably gay! hahah.

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      Surprised you thought this was me.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Well i found presume it would be naturally awkward for my first time dating a guy. It would most certainly have to be someone who is not expecting a long term relationship or some emotional investment out of it, seeing that I am in the infancy stages of my homosexuality enlightenment

      Ah, I see, Imposturously_yours, It is the same with me, with females. I am extremely irritated by them, however, i find it sometimes they satiate my sexual needs.

      In the grand scheme of things, the male might meet both my emotional as well as physical/sexual fulfillment

      :)

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