Is it normal that i think ass-burger is a stupid insult?

Wow, how original! I'm an Aspie, and it's so stupid, it doesn't even offend me.

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  • Darkoil

    Not a fan of southpark then?

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  • iEatZombies_

    I never really thought of it as an insult- it doesn't make any sense as an insult. Like when someone says "Call of Duty" I think of "Doody" simply because of the sound. I don't think less of the video game for it.
    Exactly as you said; So stupid it's not offensive.

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    • MaryPoppins04

      Bhahahahaha

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      • MaryPoppins04

        what if it was call of your doody

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    • Imposturously_yours

      LOL..I usually can't help laughing at "Call of Doody". But I'm not very mature with my humour.

      If i have too, I just say CoD and that's about it.

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  • AssBurgers

    Relax bro, it's just wordplay.

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    That is the thing. Whenever I thought of "Aspergers", I never even made the connection to ass-burgers.

    It is a cute little play on enunciation, I will give you that, but as far as any originality goes, I have seen it being used more than a $10 French hooker at a Biker Bar in New Mexico and considering it's constant usage, I have trouble taking it seriously as an insult anymore.

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  • dappled

    It sounds stupid to me too. It's barely relevant to autism spectrum disorders apart from sounding like one of them. But why burgers? It's not relevant. If Aspies were all preternaturally attracted to burgers, then okay, it would have some mileage as a mildly interesting observation.

    Having said that, I do like the British exclamation "Arsebiscuits" and use it myself. Although that's at least an attempt at a surreal image.

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    • ToxicCrayons

      "Aspergers" can sound like "assburgers" to somebody who has no knowledge of the disorder.

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      • Legion

        I mentioned that once talking to my cousin, and he thought i Said ass-burgers. I had to enunciate the p so he knew what i was saying better

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  • shade_ilmaendu

    I do sometimes chortle at the fact that Aspergers sounds like that. Like why couldn't science think of a better name? XD

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  • It is a lazy insult, for sure.

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  • sweetheartsrevenge

    Assburger is a disease

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  • Terence_the_viking

    Whatever it is it smells.

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  • Im having McDonalds ASSBURGERS for lunch today off the fuckin dollar menu after I get the fuck off the computer

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  • ccjigsaw

    You know what I think was a dick move? Lisp. Make it a word they can't even fucking say. Nice one professionals!

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    • bristexai

      And the word dyslexia must be difficult to spell.

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  • SDDA

    When I was younger I was considered border-line Aspergers, and until this post I actually didn't know the spelling. For the longest time I thought it was spelled "Asbergers" or "Asburgers", so I actually thought the way to say it was like "ass-burgers".

    But if people are saying it like that on purpose, to make fun of someone, it is pretty stupid. You could probably come back at them with a better insult, that is actually insulting.

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  • Immune2BS&way2Illuminated

    Your all Assburgers.

    Assfries. Assdrinks.

    Assmoms. AssGrandaddies.

    Assumptions all....

    Did I miss any ass of now?

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  • coffeebreath

    I wonder if Hans Asperger himself was ever nicknamed "Ass-burger".

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  • Wendell

    I think calling yourself an aspie is even stupider

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    • VioletTrees

      Why?

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    • bristexai

      Go fuck yourself with a 10 foot hot lead pipe, asshole.

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  • KeddersPrincess

    I was diagnosed with Asperger's, myself, and when people say "ass-burgers" it doesn't offend me either. I've always been able to take a joke, but not everyone is the same. For some people it may be offensive and insulting. Some people are more sensitive than others.

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    • MaryPoppins04

      you have an ass-burger!?

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      • KeddersPrincess

        Yes.

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  • 1000yrVampireKing

    I think ass burger is a stupid name for a diagnosis. I mean what kind of doctor picks a name with ass in it?

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    • VioletTrees

      It was named after a paediatrician named Hans Asperger.

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