Is it normal that i think all football fans are closeted gays?

The US must be a giant orgy of closet sexuality going by this logic.

The creator of this post was one of the debate team nerds that were viciously bullied by the football team and this is his ineffectual attempt at getting back at them since he is too much of a pussy to say anything to their faces. He probably wishes he could be on the football team so it would be his ass that was getting spanked and he could have an excuse for being in the locker room showering with the team after the game and he would have more then his fair share of hairy asses and ballsacks to look at and fantasize about.

Let me guess, You were in the math club in highschool and you have a reoccurring ass crack infection from all the wedgies you received. Resent much?

The amount of assumptions being made on this thread is too damn high.

Well the super bowl is one giant sausage fest

Yeah, right, and all members of synchronized swimming teams are latent lesbians and polyamorists. Why else would they enjoy being in a group of half naked gorgeous women?

Are you kidding me?

That makes no sense. It's like saying that enjoying a female lead's role in a rom-com makes you a lesbian.

American Football(hand-egg) yes.
Real Football(soccer) no.

stupest shit i ever herd. I think your gay for thinking of football like that. I think u should come out of the close.... P.s. By the way i dont think there is Nothing wrong with being gay . Im not hating on gays.

no - at first i thought you mean football, but you mean gridiron right?

either way i dont think its gay, its just a sport. and fans of both sports i dont think talk about the players in a gay way at all. women talk about footie players legs and bums, but guys dont. we talk about a club as if its ours and with passion, but thats about it.

You, my friend, are my hero. I have been saying that for ages now.
I'm gay and I call the football playing friends that I have fags. They get so pissed off too. xD

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 IMMMMM DEADDDDDDD

Yes. I hate football and watching men in tights

I've always found it peculiar that Sports are considered a straight guy thing, when so many of them just seem like an extremely organized popular way to live out sadomasochist fantasies with people of the same gender. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I mean you even get naked in a locker room with them first. Tell me that isn't meant so you can see your teammates junk.

Eh? I don't like football, but this has gone to far. Apparently you think all men who are ALREADY MARRIED TO A WOMAN are gay. You must also think most of the nation is gay. Now tennis is frigg'n gay. Now go be a good boy and sit in the corner.
Baseball's my sport.

Guy and girl kissing is gay. Women having a sleepover is gay. Guys drinking in a bar is gay. Girl and guy having sex is supremely gay. Two guys beating the shit out of each other is gay. Anyone fighting is gay. Hugging a tree is gay. Having a pet is gay. Running a Marathon is gay. Wearing shorter cloth in summer is gay. Wearing cloth in public is gay. Wearing a hat is gay. Writing a paper is gay. Watching tv must be really gay. peeping at women is gay. Wow I guess people cant do anything without being considered gay. Say goodbye to your manhood everyone because if you like it or not someone will try and call it gay. To be straight walk around and do not do anything just freeze. Dont even eat or you are gay. Eating food is gay because you are imagining chewing on dick if you are guy.

Why the bloody hell must people ruin everything? I am so sick of fucking idiots. I give up. I am not ranting on this site anymore. I guess I should have been lucky to fuck everyone on my team right? Well fuck you. That is not the reason we have sports!

Op is a homo who was tired of being singled out so found the sport people considered manly and tossed out the GAY card. Yes calling everyone else gay is not going to change what you are. Not that I have anything against you or anything but stop trying to toss this off on people. It just makes you look like a moron. God this is so fucking stupid. No I am going to counter sue I say anyone who hates sports is straight!

Oh guess what else is gay? Getting money out of the bank since I am getting fucked over by the banks fees. I must like getting fucked everyday. I must look like a fag. How very gay of me to take money out of the bank. Real good job OP! Lets all be gay you dumbass.

This is so idiotic. Sports have nothing to do with sex. Not to mention last time I checked theater was considered gay. You are not gay for doing sports. What a joke.

Yes you do not like sports so you must call all sport fans and players gay. Here is the thing when you do the sport you only see it as a sport it is not sexual. You obviously do not understand what a athlete is. You are jealous because they make money to tackle someone and you probably hate that fact. Have you ever actually played football? Have you ever been tackled? I guess you get a real kick out of that right? I guess the fact they have half naked women cheering is so gay. Yes they must be gay. Go masturbate in your bedroom but stop trying to insult athletes because you are too weak to play them.

My stepbrother and his best friend butt slaps each other all the time

so 85% of the nation is gay?

Do you play/like a particular sport yourself?

Wow, a lot of sports haters on this site.

Fathers get their sons into the sport. Friends also have an influence but I think fathers have more. My dad doesn't watch football and my brothers don't either. Neither do any of their friends..at least the ones they had growing up. My BF loves football, and so does his dad and his cousins and his friends.

Going by that, anyone playing any sport would have to be gay, and there is no way you actually believe that.

Blood sport?

Football isn't a blood sport. If you want blood sports try hockey or rugby

Haha i think that too xD for both English football and American football.. all the fans are just watching sweaty men in shorts chasing a ball, and lots of football fans are homophobes for no obvious reason as far as i can tell.... aha i wonder why??