Is it normal that i still follow the 5-second rule?

The 5 second rule is for pussies. If it looks good, smells good and tastes good then eat that shit.

I really dont give a shit about tiny little animals on my food the tiny animals in my blood (white blood cellse) are strong enough to handle that shit because I havent eaten the dying food

I still do it but sometimes I have to change to the ten second rule.

Totally depends on the nature of what said object fell upon. Carpet at home? Most likely. Public hallway, bathroom, bird-shit spattered parking lot? Consider it garbage.

The way I see it, everything came from the ground in the first place. So I eat it.

Dude I was a student, we live by the code infinite-rule.

What is the 5 second rule?

My dog usually gets to it before it even hits the ground so this isn't applicable to me any more lol.

Wait...There was a time limit?

5 second rule is bullshit. If it's good, eat it.