Is it normal, that i sometimes pour beer on ant nests when i'm drunk?

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Back in the day, I used to go drink a couple 40's of Olde English 800 down by the river (still do sometimes on Saturday night.) Great way to unwind! In the summertime, there is always at least one big antpile down there, with big red-and-black ants.
I feel sorry for them. Here I am drinking and feeling good, and they're... WORKING. On Saturday night! That's the life of an ant... hatch from an egg, work, work, work, die.
I hate working! Being an ant would suck IMHO. They never even get a day off...
So, whenever I find an antpile on Saturday night I pour some 8-ball on the poor bastards. Is it normal that I do this?

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  • Riddler
    10 years ago

    Well I know we all hate ants but it seems pointless and cruel to just find random ant hills and drown them. If they are not bothering you just leave them alone.

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  • [email protected]
    10 years ago

    You should also leave a joint behind for them when you go.

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  • dirtybirdy
    10 years ago

    And then you should eat them.

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      Shut your trap.

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  • Shrunk
    10 years ago

    Lol. When i was little I remember seeing an ant drink from a drop of beer that spilled on the kitchen counter, it then walked away in a zigzag pattern, I though it was hilarious that an ant could, (I'm pretty sure) get drunk

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  • Terence_the_viking
    10 years ago

    So you are giving them an early grave?

    That's mighty generous of you.

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  • myboyfriendsbitch
    10 years ago

    Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee? Where it gets hotter than a hoochie coochie?

    An 8-ball is not a bad idea. They could get their work done much faster. Dang, now I wanna see ants on coke. I will buy cocaine just to see how ants react to it. I used to make my lighter spit flames at ants. You must think I'm horrible. Ants... you gotta fuck with 'em.

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  • eastbeast
    10 years ago

    You are obviously a caring sharing type.

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  • NotStrangeBird
    10 years ago

    You could just say you're remembering and honoring all your dead ant homeys.

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